Nate Diaz has better one liners in two weeks than Conor has had his whole career.

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And Conors never shut up the whole time.

"You’re playing touch-butt with that dork in the park with the ponytail"

“Midget weight division champion. I’ve been fighting grown ups for ten years, twelve years. You knocked out three midgets and you’re pumped up"

"You have a fucking guy swinging a fucking pool noodle at you, smacking you in the face with it, trying to promote his own shit."

"I'm not surprised motherfuckers!"

I vote the touch-butt line the greatest thing ever uttered in mma history.
 
I'm not surprised, for Halloween Nick and Nate used to dress up like the Smothers Brothers.
 
Add "I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of nice shit" and "What the fuck is this, the money channel?" to the list.
 
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And Conors never shut up the whole time.

"You’re playing touch-butt with that dork in the park with the ponytail"

“Midget weight division champion. I’ve been fighting grown ups for ten years, twelve years. You knocked out three midgets and you’re pumped up"

"You have a fucking guy swinging a fucking pool noodle at you, smacking you in the face with it, trying to promote his own shit."

"I'm not surprised motherfuckers!"

I vote the touch-butt line the greatest thing ever uttered in mma history.
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Nobody understands Diaz when he talks so no you're wrong.
 
High school jokes would impress you. - K Flo

They are funny, but not nearly as clever or good.
 
Nate destroyed Conor in the lead up to that fight. He destroyed Conor in the fight. And that video that he released after the fight of him taking a shot on a yacht in Cabo and NOT training for a triathlon was a great way to close it all up. I'm really happy for Nate.

EDIT: I remember my favorite line now - "Nobody knows what a Gazelle is. This is America motherfucker. Get it right"
 
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Nate was all over Conor before that fight. Conor needs to go hang in Stockton.
 
Nate don't play no reindeer games with Ben Affleck.
 
He definitely had some good lines. The problem is his rambling, incoherent slow-kid with a heavy, effeminate lisp delivery.
 
80% of the responses Diaz had for Mcgregor.

"Fuck you motherfucker"

Nate Diaz the ultimate trash talker
 
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Nate was all over Conor before that fight. Conor needs to go hang in Stockton.
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If he's smart he goes and train with them. Jiu Jitsu and bitch slaps all day and then at night they can smoke a bowl and Nate will make him balloon animals.
 
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"You have a fucking guy swinging a fucking pool noodle at you, smacking you in the face with it, trying to promote his own shit."
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Nick said that, not Nate.
 
Enders said:
And Conors never shut up the whole time.

"You’re playing touch-butt with that dork in the park with the ponytail"

“Midget weight division champion. I’ve been fighting grown ups for ten years, twelve years. You knocked out three midgets and you’re pumped up"

"You have a fucking guy swinging a fucking pool noodle at you, smacking you in the face with it, trying to promote his own shit."

"I'm not surprised motherfuckers!"

I vote the touch-butt line the greatest thing ever uttered in mma history.
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no, the "i'm not surprised" was the best! It was the happy ending of a great night!!!
 
" you were submitted by two lames, and it wasn't even that long ago..........yeah, it was like last week"


I don't know why, but that line was my favourite from him. Oh, and obviously Nate "normal sized human being" Diaz should be his new name.

Conor has only made me laugh once, and it was with his line about his gold pocket watch.
 
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