News Mysterious drones over New Jersey

I came up with one concept for the Sherdrone

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Just equipped with mega phone

"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHERDOG FORUM"

On repeat
 
I woke up in my driveway this morning with no account for the previous 8 hours. I'm certain I was abducted by the drones last night. They sprayed me in sweet perfume and body glitter while draining my bank account of thousands. I've reported this to the police and my financial institution. Hopefully at the very least they can reimburse my missing cash asap. I'll keep you all informed.
 
Saw this on Reddit - 911 reports of a drone going down a few hours ago, and then 10 more drones showed up at the crash site. In there the thread there are some vids ripped from Facebook as well as police scanner chatter




I’ll bet you $100 there won’t be a single instance where one of these “drones” crashes and the police gets to it and they come out and say “we got one.”

The government already has a secret UFO crash retrieval program, expect black vans to come in and scoop anything worthwhile.
 
I woke up in my driveway this morning with no account for the previous 8 hours. I'm certain I was abducted by the drones last night. They sprayed me in sweet perfume and body glitter while draining my bank account of thousands. I've reported this to the police and my financial institution. Hopefully at the very least they can reimburse my missing cash asap. I'll keep you all informed.

But could you poop easier after?
 
Feck are aliens ju
Whoever is responsible is doing this at night

Like I stated in the wr, they're either searching for something/tracking, or using cargo drones to transport

The pentagon would already know by now, so your are right its probably under some department's black budget and classified.

A fucking police helicopter flew over one last week, And it shut its lights off to avoid detection lol
But ŵhy would the lights be on in the first place?
 
Feck are aliens ju
But ŵhy would the lights be on in the first place?
I think some of them have the classic FAA regulation red and green wing lights/ white tail lights turned on because they still don't want anybody to hit their drones. And they (whoever they are) figured people would just write it off as a normal manned aircraft anyways

But they didn't, people noticed and now shit is awkward
 
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