the fuck is this?
like on one hand, who the fuck extorts money on a muahi thai forum? but, I ALSO feel like this was caused by looking at my phone too much! sitting at my desk during down time, phone out in front of my sternum and looking down for a few hours a few days in a row. how did you know that
not sure how to answer that. Im left hand domninant. My right hand is stronger and I use it more for 90% of things, but I use my right to write and use pc mouse
Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a new disease that I also have. There is no name for this disease- I call it E-Disease. I am extorting you because, due to a number of factors including this particular condition, I am penniless and have no money and must resort to extreme measures to earn moneys. also because its funny. I have been suffering from this condition from several years and it has caused me a good deal of pain and suffering, but I have discovered the cure.
You are 'twisted up'- there is a muscle imbalance inside of you that is causing all of these problems. It isn't in your biceps, or your triceps, or your legs, or your core- it's in a million small muscles all over your body that are 'out of alignment'. If you tell a doctor this they will think you are insane. if you get a CT scan it will show NOTHING. because it's deeper than a CT scan, it is inside your fascia. Your neck isn't broken or injured in a normal way. It's damaged from being at the wrong angle.
Every second of the day your body is using a thousand muscles that you cannot feel. I can prove it- can you 'feel' your stomach eating food? no, you cant. because there are no nerves on the inside of the stomach. it is impossible. but there are thousands of small muscles inside your stomach that move food and your organs around.
Even when you are sleeping or sitting lazily your body is adapting and adjusting to that. If you are looking at a 2-D computer screen you are not using the same muscles you would if you were walking, or running, or lying down. But your body is still using muscles when you are sitting. You just don't notice it as much because it's not intense exercise.
Basically your body is trying to adapt to this extremely unnatural position of sitting with your neck at a slight downward tilt. Over years and years your neck and muscles have fused into this position, and you just hit the 'breaking point' where your neck looks like this:
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instead of THIS:
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and your body doesn't know what to do. it wants to protect your neck and brain, which are the most important parts of the body as they control the other parts. But it doesn't know how, because never in human history did humans have their necks at this particular angle for hours and hours. Reading you kind of develop the same thing, but not as extreme. So your body locks your neck up in an unnatural position to try to protect it from further injury.
No doctor will know this, because doctors are stupid and look to the past, but I do. This is the new disease you caught it early because you go on your phone a lot and look at it in your lap
