Social My manhood is at an all time high....

[Kandyland]

I'm married and still getting laid and I have 0 people on my ignore list. I am the all time alpha-male of the Mayberry.

Ask me anything.

 

[Lethal_Striker]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Rand M Arthur]

How do you have your coffee and how do you have your steak?

FWIW, black & rare.

 

[hohner]

What's that smell?

 

[tripleo]

do you shit before or after shower

 

[FyrFytr998]

I'm married and still getting laid and I have 0 people on my ignore list. I am the all time alpha-male of the Mayberry.

Ask me anything.

I would but I'm adding you to my ignore list....


Just kidding...

 

[Oceanmachine]

How much penetration do you get? Is her butt big?

Do you DP with a toy?

Do you like skittles?

 

[Zap]

Do you get laid by the misses or
outside your union?

 

[A.S. Deep]

I'm married and still getting laid and I have 0 people on my ignore list. I am the all time alpha-male of the Mayberry.

Ask me anything.

If your wife wanted to be dominant for a change, how big of a dildo would you let her use?

 

[Rafael MMA]

I'm married and still getting laid and I have 0 people on my ignore list. I am the all time alpha-male of the Mayberry.

Ask me anything.

Does your wife get mad when you watch porn?

 

[Simian Raticus]

How high is it really though.

Like in inches.

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

I didn’t know you can marry blow up sheep these days.

 

[Rand M Arthur]

I didn’t know you can marry blow up sheep these days.

Blow up, as in...

Or blow up, as in.....

 

[crabmeat]

What's that smell?

 

[Falconkick]

I'm married and still getting laid and I have 0 people on my ignore list. I am the all time alpha-male of the Mayberry.

Ask me anything.

Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?

 

[StoneColdSteveAustin]

Blow up, as in...

Or blow up, as in.....

Lol the first one

 

[Texan6533]

What’s your go to pocket knife choice for camping/fishing/outdoor activities?

 

[dije1]

Do you bottom from the top?

 

[3xdasizofmeh!]

Open relationships don’t last very long ts, be prepared, this is your warning hehehe