My Haunted House.

[blitzk]

play ouija board in the basement
at 12am
on halloween

That should give you some peace of mind.

 

[thebluerider]

it's just some animal in your basement. probably a rac**** who likes to draw symbols of power.

 

[alexdlrg]

That's actually not a bad idea, i haven't told my girlfriend about any of this though which makes the whole her telling me she heard me calling her thing even creepier. She'll most likely want to know what the deal with the baby monitor is when she finds me huddling around it like the boy off signs.

Having a scared gf can be fun, unless it gets in the way of your bedroom fun. As far as the baby monitor, there's 1 issue with that though. Click below to ruin he fun.

Spoiler

Before you see a flying orb down there and get all freaked out, you should be aware that the night vision aspect of those things works with IR. If a piece of dust floats through the air close to the camera, it will get lit up by the IR emitter and appear like a big flying orb. It's not. It's dust.

 

[equus]

dude, you gon get ghost haped....

 

[GNP91]

I would move the fuck out, but I'm a pussy. The baby monitor seems like a good idea but i really don't know much about paranormal shit.

 

[GNP91]

It'd be cool if you kept us updated bro

 

[alexdlrg]

Can you provide us with some pics, TS?

Yes! Yes! Pictures of the hatch, the writing, everything.

 

[lakersfan45]

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#2. Since then I keep jolting awake at night with the feeling that somebody is standing over me.



#5. My girlfriend tells me she swore she heard me calling her name when she was home alone in the shower.

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#2 is a hypnic jerk. no big deal happens to me


#5 your girl was horny after shower and needed some warm milk from a meat straw. tell us more about number 5

 

[equus]

it's just some animal in your basement. probably a rac**** who likes to draw symbols of power.

I know they arent usually native to michigan basements but i'd be leery if ts is black and this is a dolphin named James.

 

[BKMMAFAN]

Everything sounds perfectly explainable without resorting to supernatural nonsense.

1. Hearing voices can be chalked up to mental imagination/hallucination

2. Sleep paralysis is often accompanied by a feeling of a presence hovering over you; often evil or malicious in nature

3. Another odd sound hear by two parties. Could literally be anything natural in origin.

4. That doesn't sound odd. Dogs notice that a spot in the floor is sometimes opened and thus walk around said spot. Why is this creepy?

5. More sounds. Nothing unnatural here.

6. More sounds.

You are either hearing things that aren't there as a result of your imagination or this guy is probably living in your basement:

He's probably squatting in your basement eating the mice and rats and inhabit your dirt covered abode (seriously, it's common in Michigan to have dirt flooring in your basement??). He probably also enjoys watching you while you sleep and plays with your dogs while you and your wife are away.

So, no ghosts to worry about.

 

[Sasquatch Smith]

It's just your mind playing tricks on you. Ghosts aren't real

This, absolutely.

Sorry, TS. I know it's more interesting to believe that the spirits of dead people are somehow able to make noises and draw triangles just to fuck with you...but, no.

 

[equus]

Everything sounds perfectly explainable without resorting to supernatural nonsense.

1. Hearing voices can be chalked up to mental imagination/hallucination

2. Sleep paralysis is often accompanied by a feeling of a presence hovering over you; often evil or malicious in nature

3. Another odd sound hear by two parties. Could literally be anything natural in origin.

4. That doesn't sound odd. Dogs notice that a spot in the floor is sometimes opened and thus walk around said spot. Why is this creepy?

5. More sounds. Nothing unnatural here.

6. More sounds.

You are either hearing things that aren't there as a result of your imagination or this guy is probably living in your basement:

He's probably squatting in your basement eating the mice and rats and inhabit your dirt covered abode (seriously, it's common in Michigan to have dirt flooring in your basement??). He probably also enjoys watching you while you sleep and plays with your dogs while you and your wife are away.

So, no ghosts to worry about.

same haircut as my brother.

the first pic.

 

[jmadtx]

it's haunted dude. you're screwed.

 

[lolcat15]

It must be the aliens, abduction is a real good possibility. There are signs everywhere.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Tell us more about your home. Have you been living there for a long time and suddenly this started happening or you just moved? Try to find out who lived there before you and contact them and ask them if they experienced any strange occurrences. Try investigating if anybody died there. You may be dealing with a vile demon TS, don't take it lightly. All these people will make fun of you and tell you that you are imagining things but trust me you shouldn't take it lightly and you should get to the bottom of this.

 

[BKMMAFAN]

same haircut as my brother.

the first pic.

Haha, I changed it due to the large size. Hopefully he doesn't have the same teeth.

 

[MPH]

I'd like to also request pics

Give us a multimedia story with updates TS ,that would be awesome

 

[Randy Marsh]

Pics of your girlfriend will be required to conduct further investigation on this matter. PM me so perverts and assholes don't try and shoop her pics.

 

[equus]

Pics of your girlfriend will be required to conduct further investigation on this matter. PM me so perverts and assholes don't try and shoop her pics.

i also am an investigator as im sure most of the others in this thread are. surely we would need the same pics to further aid in the investigation.

 

[templewarrior]

Pics of your girlfriend will be required to conduct further investigation on this matter. PM me so perverts and assholes don't try and shoop her pics.

You sir are a gentleman...I'd tip my hat to you if I was wearing one....