Movies where the main characters chick was unrealistically hot........

[mooner100]

She is wayyyyyy overrated.

Prime Jolie?

You fucked in the head?

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Evidently.

You have to admit that her face can either look great or shitty at different times. She has an unorthodox looking face.

 

[JBSchroeds]

Anybody say every movie Woody Allen's ever stared in?

 

[JAEGERX]

Anybody say every movie Woody Allen's ever stared in?

that little slimy piece of shit had it for his step daughter

 

[weed]

not a movie, but that fucking show 'Love'.. I CANNOT buy into the bullshit they're selling because the main character is the fucking geekiest looking motherfucking geek with the classic nose of a witch & he's supposed to be this unknown charmer of women?

in the show his first girl dumps him (the infamous AT&T girl):

then he's about to bang two college chicks at the same time after meeting them in the same night, then declines because they're sisters:

then he meets his new piece, the other main character of the show (Jillian Jacobs):

& then his hot coworker ends up wanting him too, where Jillian's character notices & gets super jealous, so again, two chicks are wanting him:

 

[weed]

Separated at birth?

Spoiler

I think he's a younger Geddy Lee that made it into the future. he plays bass in the show too.

 

[RightHooksRus86]

Average movie, but this scene was quite funny:

"I dont know if he heard me" LMAO

 

[Crash Lance]

I don't know about Joey and Chandler's apartment, buy if I remember correctly, Monica's apartment was her grandmother's rent controlled apartment and she was illegally subletting it. And she still needed to split the rent with a roommate.

Wasn't there an episode where the janitor threatened to blow the whistle on her?

I remember only a few things about the TV series Friends.

1. "UNAGI."

2. Elizabeth (or whatever was the name of the female that Ross almost married) left her saline solution on a piece of furniture.

3. Joey had a pet duck.

4. Fun Bob (or whatever was the name of an alcoholic).

5. Tag was dating Rachel for a time.

6. Joey confused the terms "omnipotence" (having unlimited power) with "impotence" (failure to have or maintain an erection).

 

[freaky]

Every movie in history.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

 

[PolishHeadlock]

 

[TrueBias]

Transformers like a motherfucker.

 

[mooner100]

Evidently.

You have to admit that her face can either look great or shitty at different times. She has an unorthodox looking face.

Prime Jolie holds her own against anyone.

 

[lostdog000]

i can't look at jolie without seeing

 

[lifelessheap]

I'm just saying that guys in the NFL that are 5'8" aren't built like Kevin James, and the ones that are built like him are 6'3"- 6'6".

If the show had her and fat Chris Pratt I could by it.

 

[Mike]

Didn't Angelina Jolie marry him though?


anyway.

Clerks 2

and

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Wait wasn't he banging Rosario Dawson in that movie?

 

[Thai Domi]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[Mike]

Pointy elbow jokes aside, she doesn't do it for me that much.

She is wayyyyyy overrated.

 

[mooner100]

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Fools.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

The manlet didn't look like that in the show