Food & Drink Most useless ingredient food

The Holy Trinity aka Soffrito. Onions, celery and carrots slow cooked in Olive Oil. The base for all the flavour in a pasta.
 
Can't make mirepoix without it.
 
Celery:
With Tuna Salad to add crunch.
With Wings and Blue cheese and carrots.
In Soups and Stews.
In Bloody Mary's OMG, GOAT dipper.
With Peanut butter, Onion Dip, etc.

Useless:
Parsley

Dislike:
Cloves
Capers
Oregano in any amount more than a pinch.
Mint in savory dishes. Love in sweet desserts.
 
Honeydew melon in fruit salad. I want my fruit salad to hit from every angle and the damn honeydew always takes the wind out of my sails.

First World Problems.
Honeydew and cantaloupe can both fuck off. Worthless flavors that dominate any fruit salad they’re involved in.
 
Celery:
With Tuna Salad to add crunch.
With Wings and Blue cheese and carrots.
In Soups and Stews.
In Bloody Mary's OMG, GOAT dipper.
With Peanut butter, Onion Dip, etc.

Useless:
Parsley

Dislike:
Cloves
Capers
Oregano in any amount more than a pinch.
Mint in savory dishes. Love in sweet desserts.
I like all those things, but I hate coconut in savory dishes though
 
Honeydew and cantaloupe can both fuck off. Worthless flavors that dominate any fruit salad they’re involved in.
Yeah, everyone at work picks the watermelon, grapes and pineapple out leaving just these two left.
 
Yeah, everyone at work picks the watermelon, grapes and pineapple out leaving just these two left.
And then the watermelon, grapes, and pineapple, all taste like one of them. Terrible.
 
Honeydew and cantaloupe can both fuck off. Worthless flavors that dominate any fruit salad they’re involved in.
Honeydew and cantaloupe are my 2 favorites.
 
I used to live with this old vietnamese lady, she'd cook me delicious food all the time and sit there and watch me eat it. Was a really sweet gig, till one day, extremely sick from alchohol and benzo withdrawal she called me to the table and fed me a soup that was filled with pieces of meat that were like part of a spinal column or something. Like meat around bone that looked like spine. It looked brutal as hell like shed just dismembered the animal 5 min before.The whole dish smelled rancid. Like putrid like rotting body or some shit. I was already so sick from the withdrawal Id have had a hard time eating my favorite food, let alone this carnage in front of me. She sat there and stared at me while I struggled through it. You can never say no to an old vietnamese lady when she serves you food. That was the worst thing I ever ate. Whatever that soup was, that can go on the list.
 
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