More Weird Stuff Happening at CERN

[colby25]

Jesus Christ is my savior.

Agreed.

 

[smithwick]

Shiva is the one true Lord

Not agreed but your god is better looking than that Jesus .

 

[colby25]

Colby I love you.

I love you too buddy.

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

Not agreed but your god is better looking than that Jesus .

Chill with the blasphemy.

Besides, that long haired white dude portrayed in the Roman Catholic Church is not what Jesus looked like.

 

[ultramanhyata]

 

[smithwick]

Chill with the blasphemy.

Besides, that long haired white dude portrayed in the Roman Catholic Church is not what Jesus looked like.

Because the real Jesus is so much better looking. Nah still a hairy bastard.

 

[7437]

Chill with the blasphemy.

Besides, that long haired white dude portrayed in the Roman Catholic Church is not what Jesus looked like.

Everyone knows jesus was black.

 

[ncordless]

He's got that look in his eye.

 

[ncordless]

Not agreed but your god is better looking than that Jesus .

Shiva looks like a cross between a squid and a dead chick. Hindus get A+ for creativity in imagining what God(s) look like. Much better than George Burns and/or Morgan Freeman.

 

[ncordless]

Because the real Jesus is so much better looking. Nah still a hairy bastard.

That dude would get pulled aside for extra searching at the airport nowadays.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Legs Maho


Oh and about htat crazy dance of the Nataraj...what about this dance?

His most important dance is the Tandav. This is the cosmic dance of death, which he performs at the end of an age, to destroy the universe.

Anyway stuff is a bunch of non sense anyway. There is only ONE true God and that is Jesus Christ. He is soverign.

But SHIVA is in reality just some demon the mounted on their front lawn and then doing fake sacrifices in front of it doesn't help CERN's cause.

I just explained the metaphorical parallels between what shiva represents and what CERN is doing. Cern is smashing and destroying particles in order to create.

Also if shiva is a demon why is he trampling a demon of ignorance(apasmara) under his feet in the statue? Kinda puts a hamper on the whole theory CERN is some kind of death cult trying to summon a godzilla deity via its particle accelerator to destroy the world NO? They are attempting to make scientific breakthroughs so in their own metaphorical way they are battling and defeating apasmara which again is why the statue is there.

You do not seem to grasp what a METAPHOR is. shivas destruction is not literal. A devotee worships shiva in order to destroy their own ignorance and other negative traits and is thus created again as enlightened. One of the most popular stories of shiva depicts him swallowing a poison at the risk of his own life in order to save the universe from destruction which again hurts your argument that CERN is worshipping a literal death god.

Also the notion is there is going to be some hidden religious order that is gonna summon a demon or whatever to bring about the ruin of humanity sounds like something out of a buffy the vampire slayer episode man. I mean im religious and i dont even believe in silly shit like that

 

[ShinkanPo]

Lol at CERN trying to open another dimension. Jesus H. Christ you can't be serious if you really think that.

 

[7437]

I just explained the metaphorical parallels between what shiva represents and what CERN is doing. Cern is smashing and destroying particles in order to create.

Also if shiva is a demon why is he trampling a demon of ignorance(apasmara) under his feet in the statue? Kinda puts a hamper on the whole theory CERN is some kind of death cult trying to summon a godzilla deity via its particle accelerator to destroy the world NO? They are attempting to make scientific breakthroughs so in their own metaphorical way they are battling and defeating apasmara which again is why the statue is there.

You do not seem to grasp what a METAPHOR is. shivas destruction is not literal. A devotee worships shiva in order to destroy their own ignorance and other negative traits and is thus created again as enlightened. One of the most popular stories of shiva depicts him swallowing a poison at the risk of his own life in order to save the universe from destruction which again hurts your argument that cern is worshipping a literal death god.

Also the notion is there is going to be some religious order that is gonna summon a demon or whatever to bring about the ruin of humanity sounds like something out of a buffy the vampire slayer episode man. I mean im religious and i dont even believe in silly shit like that man

The bible says demons are real, and that spirits can be summoned.

 

[Codger]

The bible says demons are real, and that spirits can be summoned.

Well then it must be true then.

 

[7437]

Well then it must be true then.

Clearly the people at cern think so. It is the only explanation.

Maybe it will be like the game DOOM. i even have a shotgun.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Are people in this thread talking about demon portals and the like having a joke or are you genuinely completely retarded?

Most of the War room posters are some what mentally ill including me I dont see you around here often so you I think you are not Crazy.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

They could possibly make a mini black hole that swallows up Earth

No.
They couldn't.
IF they do manage to create a (micro, smaller than an electron) black hole, it will evaporate immediately.
Don't be scared, homie.

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

No.
They couldn't.
IF they do manage to create a (micro, smaller than an electron) black hole, it will evaporate immediately.
Don't be scared, homie.

Sounds like something they said at Chernobyl.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Sounds like something they said at Chernobyl.

Oh. I hadn't realized you were there.
Good to know.

 

[colby25]

I just explained the metaphorical parallels between what shiva represents and what CERN is doing. Cern is smashing and destroying particles in order to create.

Also if shiva is a demon why is he trampling a demon of ignorance(apasmara) under his feet in the statue? Kinda puts a hamper on the whole theory CERN is some kind of death cult trying to summon a godzilla deity via its particle accelerator to destroy the world NO? They are attempting to make scientific breakthroughs so in their own metaphorical way they are battling and defeating apasmara which again is why the statue is there.

You do not seem to grasp what a METAPHOR is. shivas destruction is not literal. A devotee worships shiva in order to destroy their own ignorance and other negative traits and is thus created again as enlightened. One of the most popular stories of shiva depicts him swallowing a poison at the risk of his own life in order to save the universe from destruction which again hurts your argument that CERN is worshipping a literal death god.

Also the notion is there is going to be some hidden religious order that is gonna summon a demon or whatever to bring about the ruin of humanity sounds like something out of a buffy the vampire slayer episode man. I mean im religious and i dont even believe in silly shit like that

Ah the ol "just a metaphor" interpretation.

And we have two totally different beliefs so I don't expect you to think that demons are real but CERN is doing shady stuff out there.

Only thing that makes me wonder about CERN and their shiva god statue is that the bible talks about an angel of the abyss (demon) named the destroyer- seems a bit coincidental here.

From revelation

7The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).