model dumps A-level athlete for a chubby dadbod

[IIIIIIII]

That guy is in pretty good shape.

really? the guy isn't in horrible shape, but i wouldn't say pretty good. the guy is in average shape, it seems to me.

 

[Datura]

lol so she wants all the attention on her. Is normal.

 

[gotBooched]

i can't even look at this thread at work because of all the naked guys.

that is all.

 

[callofdutyNBA]

Ronaldo > Messi

 

[Zer]

i can't even look at this thread at work because of all the naked guys.

that is all.

Just fake some lockjaw and take a break

 

[Francis Rossi]

Right. My bad.

Four noms though.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Ronaldo > Messi

Messi's wife is a total cutie though.

On the field and in the wife department, Messi > Ronaldo. When it comes to living the life of a rich, athlete playboy, Ronaldo > Messi.

 

[Francis Rossi]

When it comes to not ending up in court over non-payment of taxes, Ronaldo > Messi.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

When it comes to not ending up in court over non-payment of taxes, Ronaldo > Messi.

Irrelevant.

Spending a couple hours in a suit while your lawyer talks is inconsequential. What kind of girls you bang and how much ass you kick on the field are the only things that matter really.

 

[Tobago Jones]

Irrelevant.

Spending a couple hours in a suit while your lawyer talks is inconsequential. What kind of girls you bang and how much ass you kick on the field are the only things that matter really.

Based on those requirements, Ronaldo > Messi.

 

[Thunderflash500]

really? the guy isn't in horrible shape, but i wouldn't say pretty good. the guy is in average shape, it seems to me.

He only needs to lose a couple pounds and he'd look better than most people. Not saying he's in incredible shape. But to call it a dad bod, meh. Looks like an in shape guy who got lazy for a month.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Based on those requirements, Ronaldo > Messi.

Based on the first part of those requirements, yes.

Please don't tell me you're one of those contrarians that thinks Ronaldo is a better player than Messi.

 

[Tobago Jones]

Based on the first part of those requirements, yes.

Please don't tell me you're one of those contrarians that thinks Ronaldo is a better player than Messi.

Obviously Messi is the better footballer, but Ronaldo excels is both departments.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Ronaldo is more in love with himself than he could ever be with any woman.

I can't say I blame him

Spoiler

No Homo:icon_chee

 

[IvoryBelt]

running 90min straight 5 times a week its kinda hard not to have a slamming body.

 

[Nowhere Fast]

 

[bad seed]

UPDATE:
Irina is now parading around the baby she made with her dadbod consolation prize:

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

If Cooper has a dadbod that means I have a jabbabod.

 

[I Am Legion]

I have an in shape body with a little belly when I booze. The over 40 set likes it. The Victoria's Secret models haven't caught on yet.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

If Cooper has a dadbod that means I have a jabbabod.

I thought I had a little beer gut, but if Bradley Cooper is considered chubby then I must be a fat ass.