model dumps A-level athlete for a chubby dadbod

no, thats just fat. a true dadbod is someone who used to look fit but let it go. there should be hint of muscle beneath the fat, which peeks out when the lighting is favorable.

like so:
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been rockin that look since i was 17
 
She is so hot. Hopefully she's not banging these degenerates.
 
Bradley Cooper is super famous and an A-list celebrity. I don't think bodies really matter at that point.
 
not really.
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bigger tits and ass, sure, but Irina has the more aesthetic features. And will hold up better over time.
This women already has a double chin?! Not stunning Nog by any means. I'm thinking he is Faking us out and really is more like Ricky Martin.
 
Because one person is 1% body fat doesn't mean someone who is 8% is fat or flabby. Your logic sucks.
Ronaldo is 10% bodyfat. Cooper is near 20%. I don't know why so many guys here are in an uproar that I called him a dadbod. That's literally what a dadbod is- a formerly fit guy who has gained some fat in his 30's and 40's, mostly in his midsection.
This women already has a double chin?! Not stunning Nog by any means. I'm thinking he is Faking us out and really is more like Ricky Martin.
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Ronaldo is 10% bodyfat. Cooper is near 20%. I don't know why so many guys here are in an uproar that I called him a dadbod. That's literally what a dadbod is- a formerly fit guy who has gained some fat in his 30's and 40's, mostly in his midsection.

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I was making an example using your logic. One skinny person make a less skinnier person fat. There.
 
Nobody does it like Leo. Dad bod. Only bangs super hot models, and dumps after a short while. Never got married and banged the nanny. Never gets close enough to get burned or taken. No kids, no child support, no alimony.
 
Nobody does it like Leo. Dad bod. Only bangs super hot models, and dumps after a short while. Never got married and banged the nanny. Never gets close enough to get burned or taken. No kids, no child support, no alimony.
Derek Jeter was the only other model banging bachelor on his level, but he finally cracked and got married. And he works out and stays fit for some bizarre reason. Leo dont give a f like a boss. I hope he gets as fat as Marlon Brando while still slaying starlets.
 
Nobody does it like Leo. Dad bod. Only bangs super hot models, and dumps after a short while. Never got married and banged the nanny. Never gets close enough to get burned or taken. No kids, no child support, no alimony.

Leo's greased lightning. Those bitches just can't catch a hold of him.
 
She went from some no name Jersey Shore looking guy to Bradley Cooper?

Why is that weird?

I thought Cooper was gay though.
 
Nobody does it like Leo. Dad bod. Only bangs super hot models, and dumps after a short while. Never got married and banged the nanny. Never gets close enough to get burned or taken. No kids, no child support, no alimony.

He looked like he was 12 until he was in his late twenties
 
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