MMA headlines you will NEVER read

[HeffDoesWant]

Jon Jones named MMAs best and fairest.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Brandon Moreno: 'Everyone can kiss my Mexican ass!'

Garbrandt: 'Hanging with the boys is actually pretty dull.'

Bruce Buffer says 'anyone' can do his job.

UFC encourages collective bargaining.

Valentina Shevchenko admits 'Amanda Nunes whupped me twice.'

 

[Dude Incredible]

Brandon Moreno: 'Everyone can kiss my Mexican ass!'

Garbrandt: 'Hanging with the boys is actually pretty dull.'

Bruce Buffer says 'anyone' can do his job.

UFC encourages collective bargaining.

Valentina Shevchenko admits 'Amanda Nunes whupped me twice.'

 

[99]

"Sherdog user posts funny fake headline"

 

[Make MMA Great Again]

All wmma ppv breaks sales record

 

[FloydMayweatherMMA]

Usman - Edwards 2 breaks Mayweather - Pacquiao PPV record

 

[Kenny Powerth]

“UFC resigns Jacare and Chris Camozzi for a trilogy”

 

[Royce's Gi]

"UFC offers 100 million for Jacob Volkmans contract. It's time he got paid what he deserves."

 

[omawho402]

Joshua Fabia taps out Matt Serra at Submission Underground

 

[Leonard Haid]

First fighter of Greek descent whose nickname is not The Spartan signs with the UFC.

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

Dana White willing to pay fighters 10 million dollars per fight

 

[Filthy casual]

Chris Weidman breaks Israel Adesanya's leg by checking a kick to regain MW title.

 

[Royce's Gi]

"Bellator purchases UFC; who in turn is bought by Disney"

"Izzy Azaleah gets his first black belt in Tapout and Strikeforce."

"Uriah Hall breaks his leg on Uriah Heep while Uriah Faber pulls pud in a corner"

"Joshua Fabia marries Diegos Sandwich and Mike Dulcer gets an Ulcer"

 

[Dude Incredible]

"Bellator purchases UFC; who in turn is bought by Disney"

"Izzy Azaleah gets his first black belt in Tapout and Strikeforce."

"Uriah Hall breaks his leg on Uriah Heep while Uriah Faber pulls pud in a corner"

"Joshua Fabia marries Diegos Sandwich and Mike Dulcer gets an Ulcer"

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