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Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by MMA fan93, Jun 13, 2021.

  1. MMA fan93 Blue Belt

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    They say 'never say never', but thought this would be a fun thread idea to list things that we feel can never happen in this sport. Let's get creative with the answers!

    'Demian Maia signs with Bareknuckle FC!'

    Also, fully expecting half the responses to feature Conor, lol.
     
  2. Aluminati It deserved to die, and I hope it burns in hell.

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    Dana White agrees early stoppage was the right call.
     
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    Georges St. Pierre vs Khabib Nurmagomedov Headlines UFC 300
     
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  5. D'z Me against 40 of you?...A fair fight! -Big L Yellow Card

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    "Jon Jones leads a humanitarian effort, proving just how wonderful a man he is"
     
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    "Professional fighters love this trick"
     
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    The UFC has formeda fighters union

    bellator overtakes UFC as number 1 mma promotion

    bj penn vs matt hughes 4 has been booked
     
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    “Lauren Murphy is the Latest Fighter to Find Success with New OnlyFans Page”
     
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    Another point fighting snoozefest from Justin Gaethje.

    Tony Ferguson and Nate Diaz steer clear from excuses and admit their faults.

    WMMA viewership skyrockets - "They're really doing it better than men!" says fan.

    Sherdog's darling, Tyron Woodley, receives an Oscar nomination for the best Soundtrack.

    Jon Jones HW debut confirmed.

    "I'm not a glutton for punishment" admits Anthony Smith.

    Ali Abdelaziz proven to not buy instagram followers for his clients.

    Jan Blach, Whittaker and Wonderboy lead MMA polls as the biggest pissant douche bags in the sport.
     
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    "Sherdog revealed to be the least reactionary MMA website"
     
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    Because probably no one will write it :
    One of the best threads for quite some time !
     
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    “Connor is out of the top 10 at LW”
     
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    Werdum Submits to Rear Naked Choke
     
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    Sherdog got it right
     
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    Izzy Azaleah performs rimjob on Jiri Prolapska
     
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    Why are wmma fighters rejecting only fans accounts?
     
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    These are pretty hilarious.

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    Israel Makachev fights three times in 2021
     
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    Breaking news, Sean O'Malley/Mike Perry newest Mensa members.....O'Malley was quoted as "I'm not fucking stupid, I'm not gonna get addicted to heroin".....Mike Perry quoted as "Hahhhh thought I was your friend boy" then screamed in the reporters face.
     

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