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MMA fighter you think you could beat?

Do the Eastern European journalists count? I remember one super obese guy that fell over after chasing some woman around the cage for a minute.
 
I think I could beat a few at Flyweight, but the top 5 I don't see myself getting past :rolleyes: Erin Blanchfield or Valentina I want no part of 😳
 
Any 125er except DJ. I’m 218 6’2 have 20 years of combat sports training, in great shape, have been part of StrongStyle for 18 years. I don’t fight because I have a good job and make a great living and brain damage wasn’t my first idea for career choice lol
 
While I don't doubt that there are MMA fighters i could KO if I landed something on, there are prob very few I could actually land something on.

Big ol farm boy haymakers are effective against the uninitiated, but MMA fighters are the initiated, Mr. Wayne.
 
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Pon di slap stage prolly Sean Tarzan, #Izzy , all 155ers except Toppy G, all 170ers except Buckley but especially Colby, most HWs (by DQ), Anthony Smith
 
Bro, you'd die attempting that weigh-in 🤣
Lmao 115lbs sure is a hard no. But real shit I worked retail with a smaller guy who started training in an mma gym a year earlier, and was training with a nameless wmma contender about to fight for the UFC belt and they were sparring and he was just outstriking her too much even light sparring. He was fighting in her same weight class.
 
Grappled with a few former ufc alumni, only one I held my own with was Sarah Mcmann. So the women’s divisions I would do okay. Valentina and some of the other strikers would piece me up
 
I would do well against a handful. Especially if I could pick on the lighter weight classes lol. I haven’t fought in a long time but I still train 6x a week with high level pros. I’m sure id be aight against the lower level guys.
 
There are a few that wouldn't dare fight me. I could dress up as Aspinal and chase Jones around. I could dress up as the ghost of Christmas future and leave Conor weeping on the floor.
 
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