MMA fighter accidentally stabs sparring partner with ax in training

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  1. Verace

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    https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mma-fighter-stabs-sparring-partner-ax

    A Russian mixed martial arts fighter nicknamed “Mad Max” accidentally stabbed his sparring partner with an ax during a training session.

    “That day me and Maxim wanted to shoot something special, but it went wrong,” Kynyazev said after the incident

    “'It took four weeks to recover. Of course, I got to hospital where I had two stitches. It still hasn't recovered perfectly and I have a scar now.”

    Dont watch it if you dont want to see the guy get nicked in the arm:



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  2. Tomas

    Tomas Brown Belt

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    What kind of nerdy training is this?
     
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  3. NatoHoro

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    Lmao retards
    "I have a scar now." Wtf?
    Hddhhsjs
     
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  4. Buff

    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    A harpoon would have been a more appropriate weapon against that lardbucket.

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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    How is this related to UFC?
     
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    Intellidamus Brown Belt

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    MMA with a touch of dungeons and dragons.
     
  7. Verace

    Verace Silver Belt

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    Artem Lobov: two fucking stiches?

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  10. 560ti

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    If he didn't want to use a fake ax he literally could of just dulled the blade or sprayed a small $3 canned rubber coating cross the blade

    3 minutes of work could of avoided this and nobody would of even knew he did the two things above......
     
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    Who's the medieval weapons poster from Mayberry? This is clearly in hus wheelhouse.
     
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    genecop Red Belt

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    Morons, the both of them..lol
     
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    That was really quite clever.
     
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  14. Joshuaace

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    Brings back memories. As a pre teen I took an axe to the funny bone.

    I thought I was a lil bitch for dropping...this blue whale didnt even have the funny bone excuse.
     
  15. dawnignited

    dawnignited Thug Rose, Thug Rose, Thug Rose

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    Training for what, the Renaissance Fair?


    Also <Steiner01>
     
  16. IGotAHugePeckah

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    His shield sucked
     
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  17. 2004 account

    2004 account Supporting real mma

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    Stab is the wrong verb, I think it's hacked.
     
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  18. usernamee

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    HAHAHAH against that shitty fucking wooden shield! LMAO
     
  19. Iron Skin

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    Does his sparring partner has a Sumo background?
     
  20. treelo

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    Defending against an axe with a wooden shield may not be the best idea......
     

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