Minor annoyances

Girls who split up with a guy, then go on social media saying how all men are pricks etc....but are dating again within two weeks.
 
-When the guy at McDonalds forget somethin in your take away bag, especcially if you have asked before "Have you put the potatoes sauce in it ?" and when you arrive home its missing...

What in THE fuck is "potatoes sauce"?

What are French folk eating over there?
 
What in THE fuck is "potatoes sauce"?

What are French folk eating over there?

Potaoes are quarter of potatoes fried, you have the choice between that or fries :

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What we call "Potatoes Sauce" is a cream and spice sauce that you dip potatoes in it :

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Potaoes are quarter of potatoes fried, you have the choice between that or fries :

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What we call "Potatoes Sauce" is a cream and spice sauce that you dip potatoes in it :

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Hmmm. Wouldn't mind trying that sauce out. We get the choice of ketchup or ketchup over here.
 
oh, sorry, misread this as "minority annoyances" and had to go back and delete my list.
 
For me, people who are too obsessed with their fucking phones.

Nothing annoys me more when I'm walking down a crowded fucking street here, and have to stop and dodge DOZENS of people who just stop walking to scroll the internet or post fucking selfies on their bastard I-Phones.

I followed and watched a chick the other day in the supermarket. She took, while pushing a trolley full of food, at least 6 selfies within a 10yard walking frame - she was literally walking a yard, stopping, selfie while pouting, rinse and repeat. I called her a fucking weirdo, she wouldn't have understood me.

Who takes selfies in a fucking supermarket anyway?

So yeah, MAJOR annoyance - mobile phone culture. Since I got my phone, I think I've taken 4 photos of myself in 12months, and each was during something actually happening like visiting a new city or whatever. Some of my work colleagues post up at least 3-4 selfies a day, of them just sat there, in a chair, in the same room.

Really grinds my gears.
 
Food getting stuck between my teeth. Can't stand that shit. I'm picking at it all day with my nails and tongue until I get my hands on some floss or toothpick.

This x1000000000. I have some dental floss in my car, desk at work, and strewn all over my house for that very reason. People always ask why there's so much dental floss at my place. haha
 
when people claim to be ready but their not , and it takes an additional hour to leave the house.
 
For me, people who are too obsessed with their fucking phones.

Nothing annoys me more when I'm walking down a crowded fucking street here, and have to stop and dodge DOZENS of people who just stop walking to scroll the internet or post fucking selfies on their bastard I-Phones.

I followed and watched a chick the other day in the supermarket. She took, while pushing a trolley full of food, at least 6 selfies within a 10yard walking frame - she was literally walking a yard, stopping, selfie while pouting, rinse and repeat. I called her a fucking weirdo, she wouldn't have understood me.

Who takes selfies in a fucking supermarket anyway?

So yeah, MAJOR annoyance - mobile phone culture. Since I got my phone, I think I've taken 4 photos of myself in 12months, and each was during something actually happening like visiting a new city or whatever. Some of my work colleagues post up at least 3-4 selfies a day, of them just sat there, in a chair, in the same room.

Really grinds my gears.



I think selfies are annoying in any sense really, unless you're doing it in some sort of ironic way or deliberately making yourself look bad like Ricky Gervais does.

I know a girl who without failure posts a selfie on Facebook every single day with a caption like 'just chillin watching netflix'.
She's only 20 bless her and is fit, but it's fucking annoying.
 
paying by check
oblivious people
atheists
loud talkers
smokers
 
also when my wife asks me where I want to eat then insists we go somewhere else.
 
Circular logic?! From a believer?! Well knock me down with a feather.

sounds like you are getting a little pissy. But hey brother, I still love you and hope the best for you. I really hope you have a great day.
 
People mixing up than and then.

People mixing up your and you're.

People mixing up affect and effect.

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

also, people saying irregardless.
I must admit I get affect and effect mixed up sometimes.
 
My brother likes to give mini-lectures all the time. It goes something like

"Have you heard of/Do you know about X"

"Yes"

"Okay, tell me about it"

"..."

"So you don't know. Okay so basically(insert long winded lecture that includes hand gestures, analogies, and vocabulary terms)"


When I say yes I either know it or don't care so fuck off.
 
My brother likes to give mini-lectures all the time. It goes something like

"Have you heard of/Do you know about X"

"Yes"

"Okay, tell me about it"

"..."

"So you don't know. Okay so basically(insert long winded lecture that includes hand gestures, analogies, and vocabulary terms)"


When I say yes I either know it or don't care so fuck off.

I have a friend who constantly does this. The best strat is just taking the conversation off on random tangents whenever possible IMO.

E.g. "Did you hear what Donald Trump said?"
"Yeah, do you think his wife is hot? Why does she always look confused?"
 

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