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People who don't use cash for a coffee, or a water bottle, or some minor item at a convenience store.
Minor annoyances
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Smelly people, overly passive people, non-punctual people, slow people that are in the way, retarded traffic constructions, internet quirks
Not sure if minor or major though.
Real minor shit I'm like, meh.
Not sure if minor or major though.
Real minor shit I'm like, meh.
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How long have you got?
Dogs, dog owners and dog shit
Facebook in general
Middle aged men all wearing the same Superdry uniform
Middle aged women all wearing the same North Face / Ugg Boot uniform now it's Autumn
Expensive bottled water
Pikeys
An alarmingly high percentage of the British public
Really fat people
Weak coffee
People point out that "tomatoes are actually a fruit". Yes I know. So are peppers and lots of other vegetables.
People who insist I DO actually like fish but I must not have had it "really fresh"
Drivers breaking the speed limit who then "punish" when you pull out by not slowing down by a jot until the reach a foot from the back of your car (that from this morning)
Dogs, dog owners and dog shit
Facebook in general
Middle aged men all wearing the same Superdry uniform
Middle aged women all wearing the same North Face / Ugg Boot uniform now it's Autumn
Expensive bottled water
Pikeys
An alarmingly high percentage of the British public
Really fat people
Weak coffee
People point out that "tomatoes are actually a fruit". Yes I know. So are peppers and lots of other vegetables.
People who insist I DO actually like fish but I must not have had it "really fresh"
Drivers breaking the speed limit who then "punish" when you pull out by not slowing down by a jot until the reach a foot from the back of your car (that from this morning)
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When people are walking and you can hear the sound of their flips flops going
When I open up my music on my iPod and have to wait for it to set my music back to the top of the list of tracks
When I open up my music on my iPod and have to wait for it to set my music back to the top of the list of tracks
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-Tone deaf people
-People that tell the same story thrice in one sitting and don't even fucking realise
-People straight up asking me for money when it's only going to feed their habit
-People who are pissed off & give attitude while doing a job they applied for in order to make money
-People that tell the same story thrice in one sitting and don't even fucking realise
-People straight up asking me for money when it's only going to feed their habit
-People who are pissed off & give attitude while doing a job they applied for in order to make money
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germs should be the least of your worries in this scenario
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That's why I don't wear them. I'll hear them when I'm walking and it pisses me off.
Especially customer service and nurses.
People who smoke in smoke-free areas. Just fuck off.
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I hate these little dogs.
A few years ago when I was at the local park, a punk kid let his dog off the leash and he was annoying people and trying to pick fights with bigger dogs. So the doge came at me and I picked him up and ran off, the punk ran after me but I managed to lose him after a couple of minutes. I wasn't sure what to do so I called my good friend Nicolas Cage.
He arrived in his one of a kind 1935 Rolls Royce Phantom and we met at the local park and as we were talking the punk and 3 of his friend saw us. He demanded that I give the dog back but I told him he was an irresponsible owner and shouldn't be allowed a dog plus his dog was a can. So they attacked us, the first guy came at me and I knocked him out with a 1-2 combo, the other two came at Nicolas Cage and as he was holding the dog he yelled out "slobodan catch!" and threw the little fella to me and was free to fight, so he knocked one of them out with a mean right hook but then the other one quickly turned and came charging at me so I threw the dog back to Nicolas Cage and knocked the last punk out with a flying knee. After the fight we tried to figure out what we could do with the dog so we decided to give him to one of the local homeless people. We found a lonely hobo by the local park and gave him the dog, he was overjoyed and said he would call him Steve. Funny enough I found out a few years later some guy stopped his car near the homeless guy asking to pet the dog and as soon as he got close he snatched the dog away and drove off.
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Giving an animal to a homeless man is irresponsible, imo. Cage should know better than that. I'm sure he has some female Hollywood friends that would love a foo foo dog like that. Although, maybe he didn't feel that a drugged up actor would be capable of keeping a dog?
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Popcorn at movies, really? Don't go to the movies.
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People that use phone or talk in movies. People that can't got 3 seconds without checking their phone. People that smoke who throw butts out car window, or who hover in front of office doors and you walk into a cloud of smoke just trying to walk in.
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-When the guy at McDonalds forget somethin in your take away bag, especcially if you have asked before "Have you put the potatoes sauce in it ?" and when you arrive home its missing.
-People who drive slowly because there are looking for and adress or a parking spot, and never put the turning lights and when they find something just hit the brakes without any warning in the middle of the road.
-People who come to you for asking something in their native language in a counrty were this language is not spoken (ex: I live in a very touristic place in France and people should ask me in French or in English because its the universal language !!! The other day a old german guy was asking for a gas station to me in german...i wanted to punch him so hard !!!! Never in my life i go in a no-french speaking counrty and ask something in french)
-Wearing a trouser without socks
-Losing the remote control
to be continued....
-People who drive slowly because there are looking for and adress or a parking spot, and never put the turning lights and when they find something just hit the brakes without any warning in the middle of the road.
-People who come to you for asking something in their native language in a counrty were this language is not spoken (ex: I live in a very touristic place in France and people should ask me in French or in English because its the universal language !!! The other day a old german guy was asking for a gas station to me in german...i wanted to punch him so hard !!!! Never in my life i go in a no-french speaking counrty and ask something in french)
-Wearing a trouser without socks
-Losing the remote control
to be continued....
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Well it can be annoying when some people seemingly go there just to eat.
Steve Merchant had it right saying it makes sense to ban it because people should be able to sit for two hours without constantly grazing, and that you don't play tennis whilst eating a sandwich do you, you plan it, you eat before you go or after.
