Mind-blowing theory...

[Luffy]

Did we really watch Alex vs Ankalaev? Tom was reacting to that fight and when it finished he was annoyed when ppl called that a boring fight. Before the Alex vs Ank fight, he was in an airplane saying "I'll fight soon, big news coming!!" —> that in March...

And when reacting to the fight later on, he was like "amazing fight!!! I can't believe how ppl are saying this fight was boring. To me, that was an amazing fight! Many ppl saying Alex won, they're fanboys of Alex. Ankalaev had a perfect game plan. We must admit that Alex won 1 and 5 and Ankalaev won 2,3,4... And Ankalaev went for 12 takedowns but the strategy was to tire him in the clinch, not to take him down. That fight was amazing and Ankalaev had a perfect game plan, anyone saying it was boring knows nothing about MMA, to me it was the best display of MMA... It's weird how Dana wasn't happy with that fight..."

He seemed to take it personal by half the media saying Alex won and that the fight was boring... And he said he was heading to a fight 2 days before Alex vs Ank was made... In the world of AIs, maybe that was Tom Aspinall vs Alex Pereira, and Tom was disappointed later with ppl saying that it either was was boring or that Alex won, like if it were a personal jab... lololol

 

[Luthien]

Did we really watch Alex vs Ankalaev?

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Slow day at Luffyside?

 

[Azure]

WTF?????????

I feel dumber for reading this.

 

[rollthedice]

My ex called my dick Luffy, she liked one piece

 

[richardjohnson]

You seem oddly obsessed with Ankalaev vs Poatan. That was a pretty traumatic experience for you, huh?

 

[Luffy]

Before that fight, he was also asked "who wins between you and Alex?" Big Tom said "Tough fight, but I think I beat him, but in a tough fight"... And it's like in the end when Ank was in the clinch he was "amazing... Ppl don't know how grueling that kind of fight is, that's what MMA is, that's amazing display of MMA"

 

[Luffy]

You seem oddly obsessed with Ankalaev vs Poatan. That was a pretty traumatic experience for you, huh?

No, I thought that was an amazing fight and the best display of skills. I'm like Tom, I'm mad ppl don't see how good that fight was...

 

[Luffy]

Come on, it's 1% likely but who knows??? In this 1% scenario of a business company, maybe the 1% scenario should be given some thought heheh

 

[kuroro]

ffs just ban this clown

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Luffy, you've been coding simulations too much.
Besides watching the fights, I want you to step outside and get some fresh air this weekend. Take a walk, smell the roses.

 

[priester]

Cock-blowing thread

 

[Luffy]

ffs just ban this clown

Shut up, Kuroro... You are too dumb to be called Kuroro, he's someone smart, who's always analysing things and methodical. Change your name to Leorio or wtv

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

It was interesting that Tom and Jon were both in attendance.

 

[Luffy]

Luffy, you've been coding simulations too much.
Besides watching the fights, I want you to step outside and get some fresh air this weekend. Take a walk, smell the roses.

I'm in my garden surrounded by roses, my friend. I don't write in a room...

 

[Luffy]

It was interesting that Tom and Jon were both in attendance.

And Alex was introduced as "the one, the only!" ... Now Tom is saying they should have a rematch

 

[JBJ was here]

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Is there still a wasteland sub-forum or equivalent? If so this thread needs to be put there and TS given double yellow cards for trolling.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Did we really watch Alex vs Ankalaev? Tom was reacting to that fight and when it finished he was annoyed when ppl called that a boring fight. Before the Alex vs Ank fight, he was in an airplane saying "I'll fight soon, big news coming!!" —> that in March...

And when reacting to the fight later on, he was like "amazing fight!!! I can't believe how ppl are saying this fight was boring. To me, that was an amazing fight! Many ppl saying Alex won, they're fanboys of Alex. Ankalaev had a perfect game plan. We must admit that Alex won 1 and 5 and Ankalaev won 2,3,4... And Ankalaev went for 12 takedowns but the strategy was to tire him in the clinch, not to take him down. That fight was amazing and Ankalaev had a perfect game plan, anyone saying it was boring knows nothing about MMA, to me it was the best display of MMA... It's weird how Dana wasn't happy with that fight..."

He seemed to take it personal by half the media saying Alex won and that the fight was boring... And he said he was heading to a fight 2 days before Alex vs Ank was made... In the world of AIs, maybe that was Tom Aspinall vs Alex Pereira, and Tom was disappointed later with ppl saying that it either was was boring or that Alex won, like if it were a personal jab... lololol

tl/dr

 

[Luffy]