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Mike Perry never tested dirty for a drug test

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  1. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Just saying...Flint's Finest doesn't need any boost to put butts in the seats and knuckles on chins.
     
  2. Headkicktoleg Titanium Belt

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    Probably didn't test for lead.
     
  3. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Lead = poisoning. Perry = platinum
     
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    This! Mike never did anything like that!
    That's why he was such a great embassador of the platinum belt. I just hope Alan, Platinum, Jouban can carry the torch as well. HESPECT!

    #GUERNICAbless
     
  5. lyndon955 Purple Belt

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    he also never beat a top 30-40 male model in a fight
     
  6. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    All you proved is that prior to USADA, there were no buildings.
     
  7. LikeItIs Red Belt

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    1) He doesn't put butts in the seat.
    2) He laid very few knuckles on chins, but apparently took a fair number in his last fight.
     
  8. fatlipjesus Banned Banned

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    So a shitty fighter never failed a drug test

    Thats great news.
     
  9. Headkicktoleg Titanium Belt

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    I literally laughed out loud.
     
  10. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    The card he fought on had the highest viewing numbers of all time. He touched Jouban in the first round and that's when Jouban put on his roller skates.
     
  11. surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    Conor haters desperately trying to keep their Plastic Mike meme going

    Sad.
     
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    After watching perry vs joubrun im convince the model could outpace usain bolt in a footrace
     
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    He might actually beat a skilled fighter if he juices, he should give it a shot
     
  14. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Conor quit the sport (again). It's too bad. He could have been a smaller modern day Tito Ortiz if he was capable of defending a belt.
     
  15. surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    Plastic Mike will never even get in the top 10 so you don't have to worry about him even fighting for a belt, let alone winning it.
     
  16. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    He would have to lose 9 spots on the ranking board to be in the top 10.
     
  17. SuperNerd Off Mode.

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    Honestly, that's an impressive feat for someone like Perry.
     
  18. ostlerrage Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    He tested positive for being shit.
     
  19. Smoking Indoors Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Highest UFC viewership. Enough said.
     
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