Mike Perry never tested dirty for a drug test

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  1. Smoking Indoors

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    Just saying...Flint's Finest doesn't need any boost to put butts in the seats and knuckles on chins.
     
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    Probably didn't test for lead.
     
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    Lead = poisoning. Perry = platinum
     
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    This! Mike never did anything like that!
    That's why he was such a great embassador of the platinum belt. I just hope Alan, Platinum, Jouban can carry the torch as well. HESPECT!

    #GUERNICAbless
     
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    he also never beat a top 30-40 male model in a fight
     
  6. Smoking Indoors

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    All you proved is that prior to USADA, there were no buildings.
     
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    1) He doesn't put butts in the seat.
    2) He laid very few knuckles on chins, but apparently took a fair number in his last fight.
     
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    fatlipjesus Banned Banned

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    So a shitty fighter never failed a drug test

    Thats great news.
     
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    I literally laughed out loud.
     
  10. Smoking Indoors

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    The card he fought on had the highest viewing numbers of all time. He touched Jouban in the first round and that's when Jouban put on his roller skates.
     
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    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    Conor haters desperately trying to keep their Plastic Mike meme going

    Sad.
     
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    After watching perry vs joubrun im convince the model could outpace usain bolt in a footrace
     
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    He might actually beat a skilled fighter if he juices, he should give it a shot
     
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    Conor quit the sport (again). It's too bad. He could have been a smaller modern day Tito Ortiz if he was capable of defending a belt.
     
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    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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    Plastic Mike will never even get in the top 10 so you don't have to worry about him even fighting for a belt, let alone winning it.
     
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    He would have to lose 9 spots on the ranking board to be in the top 10.
     
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    Honestly, that's an impressive feat for someone like Perry.
     
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    He tested positive for being shit.
     
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    Highest UFC viewership. Enough said.
     
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