Media Mike Perry issues statement after arrest

[humdizzle]

i was hoping for "i'd like to take this time to apologize... to absolutely nobody!"

 

[Khaosan]

The popo tryna hold a brother down.

 

[Masturbin]

Dude had so many encounter with police and breakdown, I bet he has a template apology letter in his drive.

 

[TITS]

The "Mike Perry is black" jokes have never been or will ever be remotely funny.

 

[Romanovskic95]

So what do y'all think? Should Platinum be punished with jail-time, or just allowed to receive more CTE?

Which is the worst option?

 

[Scheme]

Did his lawyer type that for him?

You think a lawyer would suggest he admit he was being disorderly?

 

[OverhandLoop]

Yeah? Horseshit. It's easy to forget how much of a drooling fuckwit he is, due to his entertaining and violent run in bare knuckle.

 

[blaseblase]

So he was completely wasted and took it out on the police. Let's not forget when he randomly assaulted some guy in a restaurant. He needs to be in AA pronto. Idgaf about religion but Mike seems like one of those retards who would benefit from it and needs it to be a decent human being.

 

[mahavishnunj]

I missed the actual arrest, was he violent with the cops?

 

[MarioLemieux]

The Jake Paul fight ruined him

 

[Neck&Neck]

White folx are more in danger from the cops
But the media will try to spin it the other way
Smart people know
Also in B4 Da WR

 

[Goutfather]

i forgive mike. one or two more beers and he woulda been mel gibson.

 

[Spiderbite]

Isn't this par for the course with athletes.

Get pulled over, then jump out of the car and start talking wild shit like your the fucking President, then feign surprise (or claim racism) when you find out what happens.

 

[VinceArch]

You think a lawyer would suggest he admit he was being disorderly?

Absolutely! Lawyers know how to zig and zag their way through laws and how to get all the info to make their best case in court. Plus, all the public fights he's had already, it's probably his best move at this point.

 

[TheMadHatter]

DWB, driving while black

 

[Dr. Rose]

New nickname. "Classy" Mike Perry

 

[bongwater]

Connor must fire him for disgracing his good name and the bare knuckle promotion!

 

[checktheknuckles]

He was being Targetted....Cops all play the same song and dance

They always go after the black man.

 

[Stump]

The "Mike Perry is black" jokes have never been or will ever be remotely funny.

It's just one of many absolutely done to death and not funny jokes on sherdog.

Hammer fist of doom is Definitely the worst.

Young Erick Silva is also pretty bad.

People who think this shit is funny probably also like cards against humanity. It's the same approach - regurgitating verified and dried out old jokes without an inkling of creativity or originality and finding it funny

 

[Khaosan]

The "Mike Perry is black" jokes have never been or will ever be remotely funny.

Because it’s not a joke.