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  1. punkmother

    punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    i was thinking about the "midget mma" thread and thought...if a normal average sized male screwed a midget chick, wouldnt it hurt her? think about it the average male is said to be 6" long, well that would put him somewhere half way up into her chest cavity...wouldnt that kill her...?

    anybody in here screw a midget chick?
     
  2. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    I wish
     
  3. Wilhelm

    Wilhelm Brown Belt

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    I have all kinds of midget porn and the chicks are usually doing fullsized men. Doesnt seem to hurt them.


    Wilhelm
     
  4. seldomTap

    seldomTap Slowest black belt ever

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    Sweet!
     
  5. MahatmaPetey

    MahatmaPetey Brown Belt

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    weird...i always just assumed midgets didn't have sex.
     
  6. Fishwrist 'n' Belk

    Fishwrist 'n' Belk Orange Belt

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    always picking on the little guy....
     
  7. Squezze

    Squezze The Tower of Power

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    I have never had sex with a midget. I don't give a rats ass what those German tourists say.
     
  8. HealingFoot

    HealingFoot Purple Belt

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    Interesting.........
     
  9. Shooto Panama

    Shooto Panama Gold Belt

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    (scraching head)....midget porn....amazing.
     
  10. HealingFoot

    HealingFoot Purple Belt

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    My fathers cousin is a midget. Her husband is a normal sized man. they have two midget kids. The guy actualy has a very got normal sized girlfriend. amazing. That lucky bastard. They have good jobs as well. I just don't remember what they are.
     
  11. OilinDaDrum

    OilinDaDrum Green Belt

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    It must be so annoying not being able to go on rides even when your an adult. Maybe someone should open the midget fair specialising in small rides. Mini Disney Land.

    Midgets should stick to their own size for sex. Otherwise the kids would turn out half midget, one long arm and one small.
     
  12. MahatmaPetey

    MahatmaPetey Brown Belt

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    man, it looks like midgets get the short end of the stick...
     
  13. treelo

    treelo //Do something here

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    bwahahahahahahahahahaha

    what a fuckin thread
     
  14. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    Uhhh... you have midget porn?


    :confused:
     
  15. treelo

    treelo //Do something here

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    i thought i had some porn collection..

    but to have midget porn is a truly great achievement
     
  16. Cesaro

    Cesaro Black Belt

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    bridget the midget?
     
  17. LeftBench

    LeftBench Red Belt

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    Rumor is, Cesaro enjoys sex with midgets. He supposively is getting "Midget surgery." It's where they shorten your arms and legs to make you look like a midget. He told me that being so tall made it hard to poke the males in the behind. :rolleyes:
     
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    bridget is good lookin in da face. ive seen her gangbang after hearing about it on H stern. the girl can get down.
     
  19. I.J.S.

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    In some sick way I would spend the money to see a really fat guy or gal do a midget
     
  20. vod

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    You find me a midget and I'll be that fat guy.
     

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