Social Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time

[PBAC]

you can't run a headline like that and not explain how

 

[PBAC]

Will this add girth?
asking for a friend.

your friend will be 2 inches in no time

 

[Scerpi]

You'll happily drink from a plastic straw but not a paper one?

Is there any logic to any of that?

No one happily drinks from paper straws

 

[USA!USA!]

I guess this explains the sperm counts being lower and penis size shrinking.

So what they're saying is it isn't my fault, it's the microplastics.

 

[Deleted member 592570]

It's called 'sounding' you bigots!

 

[HARRISON_3]

It’s about f’ng time.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Thanks big oil! You know I think we should give them tax breaks and ban EV’s. That’ll show em. Drill baby drill!

 

[AWilder]

does this affect circumcised penises the same as uncut ones?

 

[lifelessheap]

I am tired of people describing my penis with the word micro.

 

[Grok]

I'm gonna consume more microplastics until they make my weiner bigger from accumulation.

 

[Grok]

does this affect circumcised penises the same as uncut ones?

Uncut Penis - the sequel to Uncut Gems

 

[nhbbear]

I knew a guy in high school who had to go to the hospital cause he stuck a toothpick in his dickhole and couldnt get it out, I wonder if this is him

I was pissing in a pine tree when I was about 10 and a friends shoved me from behind and a pine needle went into my pee hole. It was quite uncomfortable

 

[EndlessCritic]

I knew a guy in high school who had to go to the hospital cause he stuck a toothpick in his dickhole and couldnt get it out, I wonder if this is him

There's an entire genre of porn called sounding.

 

[jimbob27]

Have their found microplastics in ladies minges yet? Has anyone even been looking? I am available if they need somebody to take a look for them.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

RIP(enis)

 

[NoSmilez]

Those people were making love to pocket vaginas.

 

[llperez22]

Great now I gotta wear a condom when I fuck my blowup doll

 

[Andy Capp]

Well, he strengthened the EPA dramatically after trumpy installed a corporate stooge to run it and did everything he could to neuter it. Imagine what we could achieve if democrats weren't constantly fighting to overturn the damage wrought by republicans???

Direct question - do you think Trump's direct, public statements that he will deregulate corporations and dismantle the EPA will remove microplastics from your penis?

I doubt that twat has even seen it lately.

 

[Michaelangelo]

The Illuminati’s secret weapon:

Microplastics for micropeens

 

[Roop Holstry]

I knew a guy in high school who had to go to the hospital cause he stuck a toothpick in his dickhole and couldnt get it out, I wonder if this is him

A couple of my friends used to lifeguard at a nude beach. This one regular visitor had a habit of sticking a seagull feather in his dick and walking around with it. Old Mr Feathercock