Social Merry Christmas war room

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Merry Christmas sherbros. All I want for Christmas is for a leader of a new party to stand up for sanity, against special interests, and for a united America. Enough of the division.

Listen, I hear you. I would love to vote for an actual human which I have not done since 2012-but luckily, I have two more catdidates already preparing their speeches-Loki and Beans 2028!! Fuck yeah!

2016 don’t work out for Lola, my golden retriever, who sadly, passed not long after the election. I am not saying it was the heartbreak; but was more likely the cancer.

2020 didn’t work out for Rosie, but that’s because she’s female and black and we all know how that goes.

2024 Junebug had a really good whiskal policy that would have righted our budget and put money in pockets and two cars in every garage-but again, she is a Mainecoon female.

But 2028, I have two male cats running. They’re twin brothers-and while they may have some Russian Blue in them, they don’t know anyone actually from Russia so the chances of Russian collusion are astronomically low.
 
Ok, I will wish you all a “Merry Christmas” to be cordial, but Jesus Christ, when my holy season of Ramadan comes around, I would appreciate one of the following responses:

  • Ramadan Mubarak — “Blessed Ramadan.” A common and heartfelt way to wish someone well during the holy month.
  • Ramadan Kareem — “Generous Ramadan.” Emphasizes the spirit of generosity and blessings in this sacred time.
  • Kul ‘am wa antum bi-khayr — “May you be well every year.” A broader greeting that can also be used for Ramadan.
 
Merry Christmas to all in the war room may you enjoy family and friends.

Since I'm from the US here is a completely US way to say it.


I'm sure this won't devolve into trolling done by the child rapist cults
What did the fuckchump in orange women's make up say today when he wasn't molesting his grand kids.
 
Merry Christmas!
I'd join in the spirit of the OP/thread by taking the piss out of America, but the fruit are hanging so low I'm just starting to feel bad for you.
This coming from a fellow mod is an odd way to call out @HockeyBjj but I'll allow it.

Have a cool yule, y'all.
 
Merry Christmas to all in the war room may you enjoy family and friends.

Since I'm from the US here is a completely US way to say it.


I’ve been a subscriber to this guy’s channel I think I posted a few vids in the jukebox section . Guess I won’t have to post this one today .
 
fruit are hanging so low I'm just starting to feel bad for you.

As the WR continues to age overall, this will increasingly be literally "what she said" heh

gonorrhea.

Every time I see this word written it strikes me as a Middle Earth word.

Like, "Hey Mr. Frodo, why's Gandalf keep scratching his nads?"

"Well Sam, he caught Gondorhea recently and is still working on a paliative."

Anyway, Merry Christmas fellow WRers
 
Merry Christmas all. Just anecdotal but this year I have not been hit with a single happy holidays. It's all been Merry Christmas out and about. I think western society is finally healing
 
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