Memorial Day weekend

Half the next shift called out sick so I'm getting paid handsomely to not want to be here longer.
 
Stoic1 said:
Set off fireworks to trigger your neighbor's PTSD.

If they come over to complain scream in their face, "Get to parade rest when you speak to me!!!"

If his wife comes over instead tell her, " You didn't give a fuck about his mental health when you were fucking Jody while he was deployed!"
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Zebra Cheeks said:
Kinda reminds me of the fourth of
July makes me want a hot dog real bad

I’ve had 7 cheap beers tonight
I hope you have just as many

Gonna grill 30 dogs and eat too many deviled eggs

Took my cat to a new groomer she looks like mufasa they gave her a lion cut god bless America
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Make sure you use the UFC hot dog brander!
 
Zebra Cheeks said:
Kinda reminds me of the fourth of
July makes me want a hot dog real bad

I’ve had 7 cheap beers tonight
I hope you have just as many

Gonna grill 30 dogs and eat too many deviled eggs

Took my cat to a new groomer she looks like mufasa they gave her a lion cut god bless America
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Haha, what sort of long hair cat is she? Bless. considering how husband suffers with the hair in his eyes I can't believe we've never had a furballs issue.
 
I got some good BBQ ribs and chicken, and I watched a lot of baseball.

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