Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[Sonny Qc]

You got a nice reddish tan ! Still going at the tanning salon ?

No, rooftop of my office building during summer!

 

[NoSmilez]

No, rooftop of my office building during summer!

You lost a ton of weight.

 

[Sonny Qc]

You lost a ton of weight.

close to 40lbs, feel good.

 

[Dillydilly]

@lsa got a new pair of boots!!!

 

[Berserker13]

The place I grew up in probably was the inspiration for the movie "Get Out"

 

[Intermission]

What jobs do you people have?

 

[Kardashians]

What jobs do you people have?

fucking your ma on the weekends. it's a lot of heavy lifting.

 

[Intermission]

 

[Intermission]

I asked a chick
Can I get a free trial in your gym for a week, see if like it?

No we dont do that

.here are our prices.

Half a minute later

I'll give you a free week .

Cool

 

[Intermission]

Does anybody like me? Speak now.

Or forever hold your peace.

 

[Dillydilly]

Does anybody like me? Speak now.

Or forever hold your peace.

Well you make discussion topics in the Mayberry, so you're cool

 

[Intermission]

Well you make discussion topics in the Mayberry, so you're cool

I had a lot to work through and Im thankful for the support.

 

[Intermission]

(This is about a man)

I want to tell anyone out there young and naive about life.. When you meet someone who gives you the sociopath chills and that person soon after has revealing and personal topics of conversations with you.... That doesnt mean you won them over. It means youre fucked.

 

[Kardashians]

anybody watch the honker game?

too much fighting. and i say this as somebody who loves fights in hockey lol.

 

[Intermission]

anybody watch the honker game?

too much fighting. and i say this as somebody who loves fights in hockey lol.

And how did that make you feel?

 

[aerius]

 

[Kardashians]

And how did that make you feel?

i cant remember. i went for an evening walk after though and that made me happy. thanks for asking!

 

[Intermission]

i cant remember. i went for an evening walk after though and that made me happy. thanks for asking!

Thats nice. Show your beard.

 

[NoSmilez]

Wtf is labubu?

 

[Intermission]

I really want to bang my new next-door neighbor. grrr