Mayberry Awards 2022

[Pittie Petey]

Why? How big is your asshole???

 

[Pittie Petey]

How did pliny pete outshine me, I gave you guys the landlord diaries.

Because my stories are exciting and uplifting, they enrapture you with their beauty and dazzle you with their charm, they challenge you to think and learn while also forcing you to laugh and cry, they take you deep within yourself to touch dark emotions that you never knew existed yet at the same time they fill you with joy and a sense of hope so bright that it blinds you as it reminds you that at the end of the day, no matter where our lives take us, everything will be ok on this topsy turvy little marble we call Earth

Your stories are "Derrrrr hey guys Im dumb and Im a loser and I lie a lot"

How I managed to best that, I'll never know

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Because my stories are exciting and uplifting, they enrapture you with their beauty and dazzle you with their charm, they challenge you to think and learn while also forcing you to laugh and cry, they take you deep within yourself to touch dark emotions that you never knew existed yet at the same time they fill you with joy and a sense of hope so bright that it blinds you as it reminds you that at the end of the day, no matter where our lives take us, everything will be ok on this topsy turvy little marble we call Earth

Your stories are "Derrrrr hey guys Im dumb and Im a loser and I lie a lot"

How I managed to best that, I'll never know

I am the people's champion, the true hero. My story is as old as time.
A troubled genius, a crazy landlord, a dog. You may have won the "Mayberry award", but my story brings forth the essence of what it means to live, to struggle, to eat pizza pops, and to survive.

 

[Contempt]

He is out right now but likely to go back in shortly

What the? Who's lip did he bite off this time?

 

[Contempt]

Why? How big is your asshole???

I was thinking more in the metaphorical sense but... check your PM's.

 

[Woldog]

I am the people's champion, the true hero. My story is as old as time.
A troubled genius, a crazy landlord, a dog. You may have won the "Mayberry award", but my story brings forth the essence of what it means to live, to struggle, to eat pizza pops, and to survive.

If that were true the people would have voted for you.

 

[lsa]

If that were true the people would have voted for you.

I am starting to suspect he is not really a genius