Mayberry Awards 2022

[Woldog]

It's cool your a professional fighter. You are probably handsome.

Oh stop it you

 

[Woldog]

He got a huge cock too.. a lady randomly told me on the street.
Must be legendary sir lol.

That was @revoltub mumma

 

[Versez]

geez, im drunk saw too much pages at the same time, whats going on ? BTW @Woldog i will wrasssle you to death.

 

[Other]

I'm just nominating myself for worst gimmick

 

[StonedLemur]

That was @revoltub mumma

@revoltub your mom is cute sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

geez, im drunk saw too much pages at the same time, whats going on ? BTW @Woldog i will wrasssle you to death.

You drink enough to give us all a buzz sir lol.

 

[Woldog]

geez, im drunk saw too much pages at the same time, whats going on ? BTW @Woldog i will wrasssle you to death.

Reported for making serious and concerning threats.

Best ban category bout to open up

 

[StonedLemur]

Reported for making serious and concerning threats.

Best ban category bout to open up

Lmao

 

[BoxerMaurits]

Don't disappoint us or we'll form a Voltron on your ass sir lol.

Tell em @PurpleStorm lol

I don’t know what that means, but I guess I better come up with another thread after visiting UFC London in March next year
Voltron on my ass doesn’t sound good sir lol

 

[StonedLemur]

I don’t know what that means, but I guess I better come up with another thread after visiting UFC London in March next year
Voltron on my ass doesn’t sound good sir lol

Voltron ....long and short of it...no you don't want that shit sir lmao.

 

[Kaybee]

Worst Poster - @lsa

 

[Alphaboy]

Poster of the year - @Alphaboy
Best AV - @TeTe
Thread of the Year - @Zookeeper Gabe's Animal Thread
Funniest poster - @Get To Da Choppa
Newcomer of the year - @StonedLemur
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft
Worst gimmick - @blackdudebro
Worst poster - @SilentOutlaw

The 2022 Sausage Fest Awards go to:
Poster of the year - @StonedLemur or @Red Beard too close to call split mine .5 and .5 plz
SHER-DOG award for best pet - @genecop for that awesome cat
Best AV - @TeTe if u disagree u ghay
Thread of the Year - @Smokes I love hit battle threads
Funniest poster - @Sonny Qc I have spit a gallon of coffee on my monitor because of this guy
Newcomer of the year - @Crazy Librarian god bless that horney little guy
Best stories - @BisexualMMA pumped to read his posts
Breakout poster of the year - @Alphaboy yeah he is a vet but had an amazing year
Best gimmick - @NoGoodNamesLeft heez gud at speling
Most creative poster - @MXZT Awesome polls, c'mon unground him already its Christmas
Most believable stories IRL - @Pliny Pete pulls me in with his narrative
Post of the year - That one guys who sent a female coworker a vid of a guy blowing himself then got fired
Best Ban - @Greenbeard that guy was an ass good riddance lol
Saddest Ban - @Zinger
Best mod - @Zebra Cheeks
Worst Poster - @ So Fresh, wait did he just get Banned????
Worst Gimmick - Mehh none of them bother me
Worst Thread Starter - Yours truly P4P I am the Top Shit Poster around!

Thank you kind sirs... I gotta keep the standard up... such pressure.

 

[StonedLemur]

Thank you kind sirs... I gotta keep the standard up... such pressure.

You're consistently in the top 3-5 sir, you got skillz lol.

 

[Alphaboy]

You're consistently in the top 3-5 sir, you got skillz lol.

Tryna get like you sir!

 

[Captain Sausage]

Voltron ....long and short of it...no you don't want that shit sir lmao.

Which of y'all is the fat fuck in the yellow leg?

 

[StonedLemur]

Which of y'all is the fat fuck in the yellow leg?

At 6ft 285lbs...that would be me sir lol.

 

[Captain Sausage]

At 6ft 285lbs...that would be me sir lol.

I'll be Voltron's third leg, in b4 user name checks out

 

[StonedLemur]

Tryna get like you sir!

You surpassed me long ago Young Padawan.

 

[StonedLemur]

I'll be Voltron's third leg, in b4 user name checks out

Full on swingin lol.

 

[Contempt]

It's obvious sherDOG is becoming too woke when a homeless cat wins best pet over this handsome guy
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Edit- just a reminder that everyone has until Dec 12th to edit their vote from a homeless cat to a badass bird dog.
Don't let the woke agenda of cats influence you sherDOGgers!!!

I vote for puppy.