Social May 15th join date. Name two things sherdog taught you

[PBAC]

Just noticed my join date is May 15th

1. Banter is better than bullshit

2. Depression is not an option

 

[HARRISON_3]

1.) life is meaningless if you can’t bench 275

2.) receipt of an iPad is a bad omen

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

1. Best place to meet fighters is the airport

2. Fedor is GOAT . Pride > UFC

 

[PND]

1.) if you shit your pants don’t sit down

2.) the WNBA is awesome

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Groundhogs don’t say “Allen!”

Not all Sherdoggers are groundhog experts.

 

[KoChang]

1. Joe Rogan is 5'1

2. Pointy elbows are a no-go.

 

[Osculater]

WMMA competitors are Boise ≤7

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Just noticed my join date is May 15th

1. Banter is better than bullshit

2. Depression is not an option

1. Filling the room with uppercuts is preferable to civil discourse

2. Tipping is for betas

 

[Prologue]

1) Whoever is the champ is the GOAT

2) As soon as they lose, they were never any good, only fought cans, and should retire.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

1) UberTS is the GOAT

2) Everyone in the Mayberry is gay as fuck

 

[Batjester]

Candles make a perfect gift.

An iPad, not so much.

 

[heavy_hands]

join date is everything x2

 

[Swiftie]

1. If you mention a woman, you must include a photo.

2. If all else fails, start throwing uppercuts.

 

[Kryptt]

1: Most folks seem like they are never happy

2: PBP threads with decent to high volume participation makes for a fun ass evening. Really haven't enjoyed comradery and banter like that since guild days back in EQ.



First things I thought if but I'm kinda high.

 

[Speedy1]

1. Don’t show your medieval weapons collection on the first date.

2. See number 1

 

[Otto!]

Never well done

Never with ketchup

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

1. Friendliest and most compassionate forum is the War Room.
2. It's an absolute sausage fest in here.

 

[Zeke's Chaingun]

Name two things sherdog taught you​

I first started browsing Sherdog in 2002, joined in 2003. Yes, I started when internet message boards were a newer thing. In the 20+ years, the lessons remain the same.

1. There are few real people online. Most people are performative, playing up to an audience.
2. The Ego part of the human personality is on overdrive online.

 

[Travis Alexander]

1. Whoever won the most impressively the most recently is the Goat.

2. If you are on meth in Thailand with gangsters trying to find you Sherbros will send help and aid Liam Nieson style from taken.

 

[Phlog]

1 the intricacies of the jab @Sinister
2 it needs more birds