Happy Valentines Day to my fellow Sherbros

[Corrado Soprano]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my fellow Sherbros. Unlike me, some of you may get to spend time with a lucky lady tonight. I don’t date but MMA has given me useful advice for the day I do.

Remember dating is 90% half mental like Tim Sylvia once said. Make sure you treat your woman better than Jon Jones does in Vegas. While on a date, make sure to give good eye contact so she knows you have that look in your eyes like Chuck Liddell. Be careful with dick pills and viagra tonight because you may go 100% but you’ll be unable to finish like Sean Strickland versus youtubers. Maybe get a little freaky and try a finger in the butthole like the GOAT.

I dream of entertaining my future wife with stories of meeting BJ Penn at the Las Vegas airport and Crazy Horse knocking out Wanderlei backstage at Pride. Don’t date married women because you don’t want a wife in your DM’s like Conor. Some of us Sherbros are emotionally damaged and can’t let people get close like Chael but no matter how bad things get, don’t powerslap your woman like Dana White. And lastly, don’t abruptly blurt out you want to f*ck like Wanderlei did.

Happy Valentine’s day guys. May the Just Bleed Gods bless your women so it’s not that time of the month today. For a 30+ year old virgin living in my mom’s basement, tonight will be very hard (pun intended) but at least I have Sherdog

 

[jeskola]

so glad i married a woman who can accept a sherdogger juggalo.

 

[DarthChen731]

 

[BigTruck]

I feel shameful to admit your sadness at my post made me so happy.

 

[World eater]

Spread love

 

[jeff7b9]

Fuck valentines day.

The annual day for chumps who need to be overcharged and told to waste money on some corporate funded insincere prompted gesture because your relationship and sex life sucks.

 

[BigTruck]

Fuck valentines day.

The annual day for chumps who need to be overcharged and told to waste money on some corporate funded insincere prompted gesture because your relationship and sex life sucks.

Isn't that just called dating?

 

[jeff7b9]

Isn't that just called dating?

Sounds awful.

I used to get action for free before I was married, (still do) do people not have game anymore?

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Fuck valentines day.

The annual day for chumps who need to be overcharged and told to waste money on some corporate funded insincere prompted gesture because your relationship and sex life sucks.

Let the anger go. She’s not coming back but so what? Your Sherbros are here for you and love you.

 

[jeff7b9]

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Let the anger go. She’s not coming back but so what? Your Sherbros are here for you and love you.

I'm married sir.

She will be back at 3:05 whether I like it or not.

 

[Evenflow80]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my fellow Sherbros. Unlike me, some of you may get to spend time with a lucky lady tonight. I don’t date but MMA has given me useful advice for the day I do.

Remember dating is 90% half mental like Tim Sylvia once said. Make sure you treat your woman better than Jon Jones does in Vegas. While on a date, make sure to give good eye contact so she knows you have that look in your eyes like Chuck Liddell. Be careful with dick pills and viagra tonight because you may go 100% but you’ll be unable to finish like Sean Strickland versus youtubers. Maybe get a little freaky and try a finger in the butthole like the GOAT.

I dream of entertaining my future wife with stories of meeting BJ Penn at the Las Vegas airport and Crazy Horse knocking out Wanderlei backstage at Pride. Don’t date married women because you don’t want a wife in your DM’s like Conor. Some of us Sherbros are emotionally damaged and can’t let people get close like Chael but no matter how bad things get, don’t powerslap your woman like Dana White. And lastly, don’t abruptly blurt out you want to f*ck like Wanderlei did.

Happy Valentine’s day guys. May the Just Bleed Gods bless your women so it’s not that time of the month today. For a 30+ year old virgin living in my mom’s basement, tonight will be very hard (pun intended) but at least I have Sherdog

Thanks man. It's my first Valentines alone after my 16 year marriage ended last May.

It's tough. But also strangely therapeutic. I dont feel any pressure to buy expensive gifts or go to crowded, overpriced restaurants bumping elbows with other NPCs going out to a dinner on this arbitrary made up occasion .

Still, I'm 42 and essentially have to somehow start my life over after being with thr same woman for 16 years. Online dating is a cesspool

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Thanks man. It's my first Valentines alone after my 16 year marriage ended last May.

It's tough. But also strangely therapeutic. I dont feel any pressure to buy expensive gifts or go to crowded, overpriced restaurants bumping elbows with other NPCs going out to a dinner on this arbitrary made up occasion .

Still, I'm 42 and essentially have to somehow start my life over after being with thr same woman for 16 years. Online dating is a cesspool

You’re welcome friend! You seem to have the right mindset and I wish you nothing but the best in your present and future.

 

[sonofjay817]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my fellow Sherbros. Unlike me, some of you may get to spend time with a lucky lady tonight. I don’t date but MMA has given me useful advice for the day I do.

Remember dating is 90% half mental like Tim Sylvia once said. Make sure you treat your woman better than Jon Jones does in Vegas. While on a date, make sure to give good eye contact so she knows you have that look in your eyes like Chuck Liddell. Be careful with dick pills and viagra tonight because you may go 100% but you’ll be unable to finish like Sean Strickland versus youtubers. Maybe get a little freaky and try a finger in the butthole like the GOAT.

I dream of entertaining my future wife with stories of meeting BJ Penn at the Las Vegas airport and Crazy Horse knocking out Wanderlei backstage at Pride. Don’t date married women because you don’t want a wife in your DM’s like Conor. Some of us Sherbros are emotionally damaged and can’t let people get close like Chael but no matter how bad things get, don’t powerslap your woman like Dana White. And lastly, don’t abruptly blurt out you want to f*ck like Wanderlei did.

Happy Valentine’s day guys. May the Just Bleed Gods bless your women so it’s not that time of the month today. For a 30+ year old virgin living in my mom’s basement, tonight will be very hard (pun intended) but at least I have Sherdog

Solid post..very solid post. You stuck your neck out with a wall of text but you came through in a big way. Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[Blastbeat]

Spread love
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get into the mood with some Scream Bloody Gore
your wife's cooch will seldom be wetter after she reads the lyrics to the title track

 

[BigTruck]

Sounds awful.

I used to get action for free before I was married, (still do) do people not have game anymore?

A kid I work with got his bonus check and then left a $80-130k job to go get short ppl surgery bc he can't get girls and he's taller than me. Literally paying $100,000s to get his legs broken then stretched and will have to relearn to walk.

 

[Dirty Frank]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my fellow Sherbros. Unlike me, some of you may get to spend time with a lucky lady tonight. I don’t date but MMA has given me useful advice for the day I do.

Remember dating is 90% half mental like Tim Sylvia once said. Make sure you treat your woman better than Jon Jones does in Vegas. While on a date, make sure to give good eye contact so she knows you have that look in your eyes like Chuck Liddell. Be careful with dick pills and viagra tonight because you may go 100% but you’ll be unable to finish like Sean Strickland versus youtubers. Maybe get a little freaky and try a finger in the butthole like the GOAT.

I dream of entertaining my future wife with stories of meeting BJ Penn at the Las Vegas airport and Crazy Horse knocking out Wanderlei backstage at Pride. Don’t date married women because you don’t want a wife in your DM’s like Conor. Some of us Sherbros are emotionally damaged and can’t let people get close like Chael but no matter how bad things get, don’t powerslap your woman like Dana White. And lastly, don’t abruptly blurt out you want to f*ck like Wanderlei did.

Happy Valentine’s day guys. May the Just Bleed Gods bless your women so it’s not that time of the month today. For a 30+ year old virgin living in my mom’s basement, tonight will be very hard (pun intended) but at least I have Sherdog

Happy Valentine's Day, Uncle Jun!
Make sure to watch the fridge - Bobby Baccala might be up to his usual capers again, gobbling up the ziti!

 

[Dirty Frank]

A kid I work with got his bonus check and then left a $80-130k job to go get short ppl surgery bc he can't get girls and he's taller than me. Literally paying $100,000s to get his legs broken then stretched and will have to relearn to walk.

 

[Prologue]

Sherdog lets @Corrado Soprano bang

 

[Dirty Frank]

Thanks man. It's my first Valentines alone after my 16 year marriage ended last May.

It's tough. But also strangely therapeutic. I dont feel any pressure to buy expensive gifts or go to crowded, overpriced restaurants bumping elbows with other NPCs going out to a dinner on this arbitrary made up occasion .

Still, I'm 42 and essentially have to somehow start my life over after being with thr same woman for 16 years. Online dating is a cesspool

Man, that's tough. As a fellow fan of the band, you got me thinking of this -

 

[jeff7b9]

A kid I work with got his bonus check and then left a $80-130k job to go get short ppl surgery bc he can't get girls and he's taller than me. Literally paying $100,000s to get his legs broken then stretched and will have to relearn to walk.

Imagine the look on his face when he figures out chicks still don't like him because he has no confidence.