Media Matt Brown talks about the moment he knew he needed to retire

[Roop Holstry]

Is it gay if this thread got me hard?

 

[Shoguns Prodigy**]

If UFC really wanted to keep Matt Brown around, they would've re-signed Sexyama to fight Matt. If that can't get his dick hard he really must not have it anymore and possibly gay

Prime for prime that’s an epic and equal match even if akiyama was bigger.

 

[Uber_Noober]

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Matt can do whatever the hell he wants

He’s gotta be a local legend where he lives

 

[marvinparsons]

yeah because his voice even sounds higher pitched and more whiney than it used to before but i thought maybe it's the shitty phone mic. this interview was only 4 yrs ago...


he also looked like he aged about 10 yrs in that 4 yrs too.

I'm guessing he was dying his hair and was well groomed for fight week. It looks like he rolled out of bed in the recent interview and he's talking from his car, so probably not a big time media appearance, unlike like being on national television.

 

[CatchtheseHands]

the UFC has been given to the casual fanbase.... really bo nickel on a main card?? no thanks... some of these wmma fights are garbage to... i respect the guys who saw this coming years ago.. i didn't believe them... the ufc is garbage honestly

Yet you're still here watching right along with us. Never understood posts like these lol..

 

[HHJ]

Big fuckin hard veiny dicks.

Ropey arcs of jism.

 

[HHJ]

Yet you're still here watching right along with us. Never understood posts like these lol..

Trolling used to be good.

 

[High Test With da Best]

I almost thought someone messed with the audio and sped it up or something to make him sound weird but no, thats literally just preliminary CTE.

Does CTE make the voice higher?

I'd imagine severe cauliflower ear could give you a bit of "deaf person voice" since you can't hear your own voice well, but CTE too?

 

[HHJ]

Is it gay if this thread got me hard?

Yes.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

I'm guessing he was dying his hair and was well groomed for fight week. It looks like he rolled out of bed in the recent interview and he's talking from his car, so probably not a big time media appearance, unlike like being on national television.

maybe you're right about his hair, but his face has literally aged a ton. this was posted on Apr 16th of this year.

 

[marvinparsons]

maybe you're right about his hair, but his face has literally aged a ton. this was posted on Apr 16th of this year.

Not saying your wrong, but his comment says he'd been sick as fuck when that video was taken.

 

[Prince Nephilim]

Sounding more and more like Forest Gump…should’ve been an indicator it was time to retire

 

[EndlessCritic]

I bet Perry in BKFC makes him hard

it makes me hard that's for sure

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Not saying your wrong, but his comment says he'd been sick as fuck when that video was taken.

good catch, i didn't see that. hopefully he's just tired and old and using dip and not that he's about to become like Nam Phan, because he kind of has the same kind of lisp/slurring that Phan does.

 

[Tweak896]

Was hoping Brown would try and stretch his KO record further. If he doesn't feel it anymore than it is what it is.

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Age is but a number for an immortal.

I never thought of that you got a point there Charlie I take it back

 

[mkt]

that's the first thing i thought too. dude is either slurring or now has a strong lisp. but then i realized maybe he's dipping and that's what is making him sound weird because it looks like his right cheek is either swollen from getting punched or is packed full of dip.

Let's hope it's this. It's not something you want to do the rest of your life, but you can quit it, unlike CTE.

 

[nonoob]

Age is but a number for an immortal.​

That quote (in James Earl Jones' booming voice) sums up Matt Brown, the immortal violence provider, while Chuck Norris bows with respect.

Well done F2dP !​

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Well, if Matt needs his dick to get hard to take a fight, Max dodged a bullet.