Television MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION (Dragonlord's Review, post #1)

[GearSolidMetal]

We're hours away from being 100% certain the rumors are true, or if they've just been bullshit.

 

[Bornstarch]

This is what I'm expecting

 

[SmilinDesperado]

I'm only on the 2nd ep so far, but it is hot garbage thus far.
The writing is abysmal.
Stupid puns galore, and the voice work seems so amateur and over the top.
I don't know what audience this was intended for.

 

[gluehuffer1776]

Thank the gods for Kevin Smith.

My kids better like this or they can sleep outside

its hot garbage because of kevin smith

 

[GtehMVP]

Is it true that the trailer is just a clickbait. And that this is a teela show?

Let Kevin Smith chugging soy answer you

Good first episode, then we see the bait and switch

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Just finished. I didn't realize it was only going to be 5 eps.

Terrible.
Besides there not being much of He-man in the show, the tone is all over the place. The cheese is so thick. The characters make little sense, and haven't evolved at all.
It's a massive waste considering the talented and well known cast they were able to attract to this project.

It's like a C grade Japanese anime that was badly dubbed.

 

[esotamoc]

Rotten Tomatoes currently has 94% critic score and 25% audience score - typical for woke garbage. read audience reviews. If you were ever a fan of He-man then avoid this pile of cr@p.

 

[BisexualMMA]

He-Man marks just got the Crying Game treatment.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I've watched the first six minutes and will be watching the rest later.

So far, the animation is 10/10 as predicted.

Teela's voice is fucking horrible. Sounds like a spoiled entitled bitch.

 

[Frode Falch]

Yeah. Gonna skip this one for sure

 

[IamStryker]

Alright people. I have heard that He-Man takes a huge backseat Teela. I hate this idea but what I am going to do is go into the first episode saying that this is a spin off show with Teela as the main character. Maybe if I do that then I can evaluate the show on its own merits. Wish me luck.

 

[esotamoc]

Alright people. I have heard that He-Man takes a huge backseat Teela. I hate this idea but what I am going to do is go into the first episode saying that this is a spin off show with Teela as the main character. Maybe if I do that then I can evaluate the show on its own merits. Wish me luck.

Even for a spin off show - Teela is an unlikable , entitled angry bitch. The men her her life do everything to placate and please her to no avail. When Teela has to face her greatest fear- it turns out her fear is coming to terms with how powerful and important she really is. At the end you are meant to feel that Teela really deserves the power sword and He-man should step aside to let Her shine. All the men in this show are either weak, incompetent or abusive assholes.

The whole thing reads as lesbian feminist fan fiction; written and produced by men.

 

[Jackonfire]

This show wasn't really intended for adults, lol. All you crying about it is kind of funny. "Muh cartoon!"

 

[Rob Battisti]

This show does NOT have the power.

He-Man is awesome and Kevin Smith is an absolute tool

 

[esotamoc]

 

[Buddy Revell]

This show wasn't really intended for adults, lol. All you crying about it is kind of funny. "Muh cartoon!"

Of course it’s not intended for adults. That’s the whole point of social engineering. It’s about molding boys into the next generation of men, sackless undercut wearing pseudo male lesbians.

 

[SuperHoss]

Careful what you wish for....

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That wouldn't exactly be a revelation.

 

[Osculater]

OK, that is a hard pass for me, dawg

 

[GearSolidMetal]

.

At least they got one thing right.

Women will blame men for literally anything.

Even dying.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

This show wasn't really intended for adults, lol. All you crying about it is kind of funny. "Muh cartoon!"

Yeah, I've seen this type of shit on Nickelodeon at least three times a day.