Marketing

[Other]

First you skin and boil stray cat and dog..... Then profit??

Don't skip the MSG.

 

[William Huggins]

Don't skip the MSG.

And Red Dye 40, E129...... Because everyone loves industrial strength dye made from petroleum......

 

[High Test With da Best]

Just hire lots of hot, semi naked chicks to sell your product. You'll be fine.

Probably depends on what industry you're in.


That said, a nice pair of knockers will sell anything to anyone.

Gidgets for widgets!

 

[Other]

And Red Dye 40, E129...... Because everyone loves industrial strength dye made from petroleum......

Got to get that daily recommended intake of Red Dye 40 and Yellow 5.

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

sex sells
and get some leg breakers for when it doesn't

 

[TheNinja]

I watched a lot of shark tank. The sharks always say if you don’t have a good strategy that paying for marketing can be a huge wasted expense. Customer acquisition costs.

 

[William Huggins]

Got to get that daily recommended intake of Red Dye 40 and Yellow 5.

Oh I forgot old yellow of course........ Thanks for reminding me, of course their all fit for human consumption....... I heard if you consume enough titanium oxide, you don't need sun tan lotion......