Mark Zuckerberg- I want you in an elevator

toasty said:
Sorry everyone but @I Am Legion is now officially nullified from Sherdog for Zuckerberg heresy!

Zuck certainly knows the importance of hearing a good idea early and using it and his own set of particular skills to build a world wide behemoth.

This idea would be more of a funsy thing for him to be involved with. It could pay big dividends but not the kind that would make a triple billionaire like him notice the effect on the bottom line.

Flipside of that is he'd have to devote about 5 minutes of his time to hear it, and the loose change and bearer bonds he finds under his couch cushions to make it a reality.

Someone please body triangle him at a BJJ tournament and say "I'll let you out if you go to Mayberry and respond to Toasty, otherwise I crush your spine"

All I need him to say is-
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You're certainly the right ghey sex monkey for the Zuckerberg......
 
toasty said:
to pitch an idea I have,,,,,,so please post The eggplant will salute other pigeons on a verified account of yours so we can talk.

If any of you BJJ people happen to grapple with him, can you whisper "Toasty wants you in an elevator" to him as you take his back for the rear naked?

Seriously though, if you could get the ear of 1 powerful or famous person to pitch them an idea, who would it be? And if you want to share the idea or project, please do.

I'm dead serious about wanting to pitch MZ but pipe dreams go up in smoke don't they?
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Come on bro tell the truth



We are all friends here, nothing to be shy about
 
Dana White fam if u listenin' my guy I created a smart fitness system fi di slap mandem finna create di world's best athletes also works for general pop too but slaps is where di bag be ting alrdy work just look ugly AF ting track evryting use AI seh make di trainin' program base on past performance we can hustle di fitness influencers too fam offer integration wif di apps dem sellin' but charge #BigBucks lmfaoll lmk how much u got tho fam we'll make it work 💯

Ps iono y u nah call me fi a slap scrap mans tryna slap swear down mans got di 1ct no measure on lock call me di slap chef cuz I nah need fi measure di ingredients when mans cookin' up a slap fi di opps str8 pop n drop yuh zeeit 🤙📞
 
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PaddyO'malley said:
Dana White fam if u listenin' my guy I created a smart fitness system fi di slap mandem finna create di world's best athletes also works for general pop too but slaps is where di bag be ting alrdy work just look ugly AF ting track evryting use AI seh make di trainin' program base on past performance we can hustle di fitness influencers too fam offer integration wif di apps dem sellin' but charge #BigBucks lmfaoll lmk how much u got tho fam we'll make it work 💯

Ps iono y u nah call me fi a slap scrap mans tryna slap swear down mans got di 1ct no measure on lock call me di slap chef cuz I nah need fi measure di ingredients when mans cookin' up a slap fi di opps str8 pop n drop yuh zeeit 🤙📞
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Jebus Christo on a pogo stick let's all give it up for @PaddyO'malley

This is a man, or woman, or non-gendered AI BOT with a flaw in its program that simply puts in the hard work posting consistent gobbledeegooook at a very high level time in and time out.

AND Paddy, whatever it may be, does this knowing none of us has the attention span to try to read through paragraphs of its nonsense language but does it anyway for the pure art of the post.

Whatever Paddy is, human, cyborg, android, eggplant, humbot, andborg, figment of my imagination......whatever,
He, She, it, them, they, the plurality, the legion, the corps, hacker group #178 for the glorious nation of Latveria....have earned this

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good on ya paddy
 
Any of Y'all on threads or instagram? Can you flood the zuck with request for him to check out Sherdog Mayberry and this thread?

If it pops up in a sudden steady wave, maybe just maybe....

Do it for sad old toasty, won't ya boyos?

Just tell him to post "the Eggplant will salute other piegeons" and we will know mission accomplished.

Shit he might even like Sherdog, who knows?
 
Can he hurry up and buy the UFC already
 
If I ever grapple with Zuck. I will make a tiktok account saying he spoke lizard the whole night and he only spoke english when he molested me.
 
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