Mark Zuckerberg- I want you in an elevator

[toasty]

to pitch an idea I have,,,,,,so please post The eggplant will salute other pigeons on a verified account of yours so we can talk.

If any of you BJJ people happen to grapple with him, can you whisper "Toasty wants you in an elevator" to him as you take his back for the rear naked?

Seriously though, if you could get the ear of 1 powerful or famous person to pitch them an idea, who would it be? And if you want to share the idea or project, please do.

I'm dead serious about wanting to pitch MZ but pipe dreams go up in smoke don't they?

 

[TheTickG]

I'm already powerful and listen to my own ideas.

 

[Red Beard]

 

[PaleMoonlight]

The Zuck will listen to your idea and steal it. Dude is a UFC fighter, it was funny when he was on Rogan and talked like how he has fight experience.

 

[Uber_Noober]

I want to see his reaction to getting popped in the mouth with a stiff jab

 

[Fedorgasm]

Zuck will 100% just steal your idea.

You'd be better off pitching it to Mark Cuban or Elon

 

[toasty]

1st there is about a .0000007500001% chance Zuckerberg is secretly a Sherbro because he is a fan

2nd Pitch is totally Zuck-centric

3rd. I’d be strangely ok with him stealing it just to see it actually come to life

4th. There is a minuscule that @biscuitsbrah or @Nathan LaMontagne Will one day be choking Mark out and remember to whisper Toasty to him

5th I thought other people might post about who they would like to elevator pitch

 

[Otto!]

Hey bud! I hope you’re doing well.

 

[Red Beard]

Hey bud! I hope you’re doing well.

Busy as ever, my brother. Family issues galore but we are surviving as a unit. I hope you are well and enjoying whatever tropical paradise you are in between going to.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

If you go back in time and pitch currently successful companies as ideas the Internets shall shit on those ideas.

 

[Fedorgasm]

If I were in an elevator with Zuckerberg and one of us had to be the pitcher, it would be me.

I doubt his BJJ is good enough to change that.

 

[toasty]

Yeah this thread wasn't supposed be the @THE Red Beard loves @Otto! nor was it supposed to be an examination of who would pitch or catch if @Fedorgasm was forced to try to establish dominance over my Zuckerberg.

It was supposed to be connecting me with Mark and him proving it is him by posting "the eggplant will salute other pigeons" on one of his verified accounts.

So which of you has checked his threads or his instagram or his facebook and has he posted that yet?

and also for you lot to blather on about your own lesser doomed hopeless ideas and who you'd want to pitch them to etc and so on..

So spread your sherbro tentacles and ensnare me the Zuck.

i want to hear him say



or to be tapped out in humiliating barbaric style by one of my jacked sherdog minions

 

[Leonard Haid]

Ali G got Trump for slightly longer than an elevator ride, pitched his idea and, well, it didn't work out. Probably everyone's seen this by now, but it's a classic and nobody will mind seeing it again I'm sure.

As for me, I have no desire to pitch any ideas to anybody.

 

[TheTickG]

Yeah this thread wasn't supposed be the @THE Red Beard loves @Otto! nor was it supposed to be an examination of who would pitch or catch if @Fedorgasm was forced to try to establish dominance over my Zuckerberg.

It was supposed to be connecting me with Mark and him proving it is him by posting "the eggplant will salute other pigeons" on one of his verified accounts.

So which of you has checked his threads or his instagram or his facebook and has he posted that yet?

and also for you lot to blather on about your own lesser doomed hopeless ideas and who you'd want to pitch them to etc and so on..

So spread your sherbro tentacles and ensnare me the Zuck.

i want to hear him say

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or to be tapped out in humiliating barbaric style by one of my jacked sherdog minions

It isn't really about having an idea as much as the execution. Whatever idea you have, someone has probably said it in at least one of the FAANGs. You're better off trying to execute it, get noticed, and get it bought out.

Telling someone an idea without having ability is meaningless.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Howard Hughes. The man had his hands in everything. Aviation, motion pictures, real estate, healthcare, casinos, space, energy.

Contemporaneously, maybe Buffett or Branson. I am not certain and haven't put much thought into the question.

 

[Jesus X]

Fill that elevator with uppercuts.

 

[toasty]

It isn't really about having an idea as much as the execution. Whatever idea you have, someone has probably said it in at least one of the FAANGs. You're better off trying to execute it, get noticed, and get it bought out.

Telling someone an idea without having ability is meaningless.

while I recognize the truth in all that you say above, circumstances, personality and timing all play into success and I'm honest enough in my self evaluation to know I can conceive it and work up a small demonstration of it, but don't have the technical expertise, time/years to gain that expertise, unwavering focus, my friends shout Squirrel at me or call me Dory a lot, willingness to take huge financial risks in the very unlikely scenario I got the attention and access to someone who could then bring it to fruition.

Past middle age without the financial cushion to risk family's financial health pursuing this full time and pumping in the money needed to develop it.

I absolutely admire people like @koquerelle @THE Red Beard and others who have different financial risk tolerances, capabilities, focus and drive to start and fund their own creative idea or business,,,,and other posters here who've overcome things to chart their own non-corporate paths, but it ain't me bud.

the opportunity for that was many years ago and at the time I took a different, safer path. and while I'm not as old as @Gene Tunney, who wished he could cave pitch Gronkar the fierce about the invention of a new style weapon he envisioned called the sharp stick, my time for taking on this sort of thing is past.

Now the lazy dream is to whisper it in Zuck's ear, and be a minor flunky on the team that tries to bring it to life, with a 1% royalty on any profits it makes.

Ironically I was building home depot, or maybe lowes shelves recently with a very powerful ex-titan of industry but the time to pitch him was many decades ago, so we just chatted about football.

 

[William Huggins]

With a title like that and being posted in the Mayberry, I'm strangely disappointed by the content of this thread.

 

[I Am Legion]

Zuck seems like that kid in school that would rat you out for cheating or talking. He also seems like the guy that would bang his girl and then go watch hours of toon porn.

 

[toasty]

Sorry everyone but @I Am Legion is now officially nullified from Sherdog for Zuckerberg heresy!

Zuck certainly knows the importance of hearing a good idea early and using it and his own set of particular skills to build a world wide behemoth.

This idea would be more of a funsy thing for him to be involved with. It could pay big dividends but not the kind that would make a triple billionaire like him notice the effect on the bottom line.

Flipside of that is he'd have to devote about 5 minutes of his time to hear it, and the loose change and bearer bonds he finds under his couch cushions to make it a reality.

Someone please body triangle him at a BJJ tournament and say "I'll let you out if you go to Mayberry and respond to Toasty, otherwise I crush your spine"

All I need him to say is-