Media Mark Zuckenberg sparring with Adesanya and Volkanovski

Will Zuck ever make it to the UFC?


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Love that he is so passion with MMA. Very few people dedicate to anything in life and just become fat. Instead Zuck become bone to find Sherdogger by become good fighter and with #verysexy body while he is been rich too lulz #winning . Is like "hey you my friend, you already been victory! You relax ok <45>!"
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Of course, he is just miss 30cm in height but he have #bigbucks beyond imagination so is ok for me is ok for you too, what think, yes?

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#battleready #hateuscuzanus #inspiration

War Mark-Z "Shark"!

Qu'est que fuck?
 
Everyone wants to be friends with fighters.
 
He's getting a spot on UFC 300 at this rate.
 
when goof said it would be the biggest ppv ever, he vastly overestimated the interest in a 2 dork battle
 
What if instead of Izzy and Volk, Zuckerberg walked into the gym and it was Sean Strickland and Chris Curtis but it was too late to back down and they just took turns beating the breaks off of him but as a twist of fate it actually turned Mark into a battle hardened warrior and he goes to absolute fucking war with Musk and breaks his will in the 4th after getting stunned and almost finished but comes back and TKOs Musk while covered in his own blood and sweat


That ship has sailed. Guy is like 35. He's not becoming tough. No disrespect.
 
Finally someone Conor has a slight chance to beat, a big coin toss.
 
Makes me wonder why he married the maid's maid.

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He's a Chinese asset and Facebook is one of their key spying apparatuses.

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all you have to do is believe bro and anything can be possible

True. Why would he believe getting brain damage is useful for him at this point. It won't drive him. Doesn't make sense for him now. He got happiness already.
 
Doesn't look as bad as I thought. He would have definitely kicked Elon's ass.
I'm baffled anyone ever thought Elon could hang with him anyway. Not that I'm a fan of either of those weirdos. Both let off some strong :eek::eek::eek::eek:phile vibes
 
Why is the fight not happening
Talk talk don't step in
 
Zuck sucks. Looks like a down syndrome kid trying to learn how to do TKD.
 
If I was a billionaire, I'd be spending my time and money fucking hookers every night, not training UFC, LMAO!
After a certain amount of fucked hookers you'd probably get tired of it after a while. Training with fighters like Volk and Adesanya is probably a dream for someone really into mma.
 
elon is the bigger pussy,

confirmed.

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