Media Dana White: “Mark Zuckerberg would beat the living s*** out of all of you!”

Do you think you can take Zuck in a fight?

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Meh. Pretty sure that when I was competing at blue belt level, I would have taken him to the woodshed. I’m just going to assume that he’s a pussy and has never been punched in the face or had to take an ass beating. I’ll give him credit in that he actually competed, unlike Joe Rogan. This also acknowledges that he’s a billionaire who can pay for privates and train with regularity without having to balance a training schedule with a thankless, middle class job and family demands. Even if he could best me in a BJJ match, pretty sure he’d crumble first time he gets punched or kneed.

Dana glazing another one of his rich, famous buddies bc they like his product. Es normal.
 
I’m a blue belt and probably weigh less than zuc and would tap him inside 1 min
 
Shouldn't be surprising that a large percentage of people on a karate forum train or have trained. And any training even 1 week is enough to spark Suckerberg.
 
Thunderian said:
It's a hard very hard thing for most Sherdog posters to accept that Zuckerberg is smarter, richer, AND tougher than them.

No, you don't have ANY identity lane to rely on to feel better about yourself as a man in a competitive environment.

No, you aren't the "tough guy" or "street fightin' alpha" to his "rich nerd who can't hack it when shit gets real in DA STREETS".

You are simply inferior to him in all the major areas of life, partly as a function of behavior (learned laziness from parents) and partly as a function of genetic inferiority (i.e.--retardation diseases)
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You know, I opened the thread wanting to be this guy. Trigger some posters..

But I played the video of him sparring and I lost the will power.
 
II think Zuck deserves credit where credit is due. You see all these celebrities that have their boutique MMA training receive black belts but don't do live rolling or compete in fear that it will interrupt their movie careers. Zuck actually competed and trains with live goes -- I'm not calling him a high level fighter, but I give him credit for training all he does in the way that he does.
 
Dana needs to read the room.

No one wanna hear about a bunch of millionaires who can beat the living shit out of sherdoggers.

You and Zuck, can both go fuck yourselves in your fake snow driveways
 
SuperNerd said:
Brother, this not the sign of excessive wealth that you think it is.

You can get it done for about a grand.
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I wouldnt know, I never knew that shit even existed till I heard about Dana doing it.
 
Zuckerberg looks like he gets his gear from the top pharmacologists in the world. Added to the fact that he is part ai/cyborg. Who was once human.
 
I run a successful mma gym and have been training 30 years, so yea. I would. Most people, though? Nah.
 
as soon as i read this, the first thing that came to mind was that dana really wasn't doing him any favors by saying this. now every drunk asshole meathead that zuckerberg runs into is going to try to kick his ass, just to prove uncle fester wrong.
 
Zuck is a fucking manlet at 5'7, 150.

There are a lot of incompetent pussies these days. Anybody of half-way athletic ability and toughness would vaporize this can in anything resembling a real fight.

I know I would. And if anybody would like to put that theory to the test, I'm available for the UFC: White House card.
 
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