Man Porridge

Masakatsu Funaki #1

Masakatsu Funaki #1

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1 Cup Oats
1 3/4 Cup Milk
1 Banana
2 Whole Eggs
1 Scoop Vanilla Whey Protien
2T Natural Peanut Butter
Cinnamon*
Sugar Free Maple Syrup*

Amount at your discretion*

I dare you to eat a whole bowl in one sitting.
 
I've done something similar quite often

But I use a bowl full of museli (my bowels hold about 2 pints of liquid, so with this mix I use a pint of milk), a chopped up banana, honey, 2 Tsp of PB and a scoop of whey (either choc or vanilla).
I usually add raisens to it aswell
Eat and lie down for a while
 
I dare you to ask a friend to taste a bowl of your "man porridge"
 
Title caught me off guard because, Man Porridge along with Chin Chowder and Throat Yogurt are slang names for semen. Okay back on topic is this cooked or eaten raw?
 
2 bowls of that and I think even me with my former 253lbs stomache would explode.

I am not even sure I could get through one of those servings Masa.

~Foz
 
I just noticed the eggs

I'll have to try this at some point over the weekend
 
I'll admit that the title of this thread immediately made me want to come in and make some funny comment regarding its connotations, but then I got all tired and decided it really wasn't worth the bother....

If the recipe works for you, then more power to you.
 
dang i was gonna throw it in a blender

but in a bowl??

guess i would have to choke it down

ok ill stop .
 
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