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Man Porridge

Discussion in 'Dieting / Supplement Discussion' started by Masakatsu Funaki #1, May 2, 2008.

  1. Masakatsu Funaki #1 Black Belt

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    1 Cup Oats
    1 3/4 Cup Milk
    1 Banana
    2 Whole Eggs
    1 Scoop Vanilla Whey Protien
    2T Natural Peanut Butter
    Cinnamon*
    Sugar Free Maple Syrup*

    Amount at your discretion*

    I dare you to eat a whole bowl in one sitting.
     
  2. Yojimbo Brown Belt

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    Why not 2 bowls?
     
  3. Masakatsu Funaki #1 Black Belt

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    Go for it. I don't think I could make it without my stomach exploding.

    I smell a food eating contest in the near future...
     
  4. blakethemus Blake Belt

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    The thread title just sounds wrong.....
     
  5. Masakatsu Funaki #1 Black Belt

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    Want to take a load of my man porridge?
     
  6. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    I've done something similar quite often

    But I use a bowl full of museli (my bowels hold about 2 pints of liquid, so with this mix I use a pint of milk), a chopped up banana, honey, 2 Tsp of PB and a scoop of whey (either choc or vanilla).
    I usually add raisens to it aswell
    Eat and lie down for a while
     
  7. Graver Blue Belt

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    lol i was thinking the same thing!
     
  8. Graver Blue Belt

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    I dare you to ask a friend to taste a bowl of your "man porridge"
     
  9. panthony White Belt

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    Title caught me off guard because, Man Porridge along with Chin Chowder and Throat Yogurt are slang names for semen. Okay back on topic is this cooked or eaten raw?
     
  10. Masakatsu Funaki #1 Black Belt

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    Nuke it for 5 minutes,
     
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    2 bowls of that and I think even me with my former 253lbs stomache would explode.

    I am not even sure I could get through one of those servings Masa.

    ~Foz
     
  12. Ian Coe Silver Belt Professional Fighter

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    I just noticed the eggs

    I'll have to try this at some point over the weekend
     
  13. heritagemma Purple Belt

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    some yummy. the oats, not the semen
     
  14. Dunwich Brown Belt

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    I'll admit that the title of this thread immediately made me want to come in and make some funny comment regarding its connotations, but then I got all tired and decided it really wasn't worth the bother....

    If the recipe works for you, then more power to you.
     
  15. cfmuh Yellow Belt

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    Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing
     
  16. JinKazama Silver Belt

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    dang i was gonna throw it in a blender

    but in a bowl??

    guess i would have to choke it down

    ok ill stop .
     
  17. Isop Blue Belt

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    yeah, i was expecting a nutrient profile or something, lol.
     

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