Man Porridge

1 Cup Oats
1 3/4 Cup Milk
1 Banana
2 Whole Eggs
1 Scoop Vanilla Whey Protien
2T Natural Peanut Butter
Cinnamon*
Sugar Free Maple Syrup*

Amount at your discretion*

I dare you to eat a whole bowl in one sitting.

 

Why not 2 bowls?

 

Go for it. I don't think I could make it without my stomach exploding.

I smell a food eating contest in the near future...

 

The thread title just sounds wrong.....

 

Want to take a load of my man porridge?

 

I've done something similar quite often

But I use a bowl full of museli (my bowels hold about 2 pints of liquid, so with this mix I use a pint of milk), a chopped up banana, honey, 2 Tsp of PB and a scoop of whey (either choc or vanilla).
I usually add raisens to it aswell
Eat and lie down for a while

 

lol i was thinking the same thing!

 

I dare you to ask a friend to taste a bowl of your "man porridge"

 

Title caught me off guard because, Man Porridge along with Chin Chowder and Throat Yogurt are slang names for semen. Okay back on topic is this cooked or eaten raw?

 

Nuke it for 5 minutes,

 

2 bowls of that and I think even me with my former 253lbs stomache would explode.

I am not even sure I could get through one of those servings Masa.

~Foz

 

I just noticed the eggs

I'll have to try this at some point over the weekend

 

some yummy. the oats, not the semen

 

I'll admit that the title of this thread immediately made me want to come in and make some funny comment regarding its connotations, but then I got all tired and decided it really wasn't worth the bother....

If the recipe works for you, then more power to you.

 

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing

 

dang i was gonna throw it in a blender

but in a bowl??

guess i would have to choke it down

ok ill stop .

 

yeah, i was expecting a nutrient profile or something, lol.