Man creates Monster in his basement with Sperm and Chicken Egg

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  1. hasar

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    Seems legit.
     
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    I donated my sperm to the experiment . That’s my son !
     
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    Um pretty sure everyone has mixed sperm and chicken eggs before so not much of an achievement
     
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    They should all be destroyed
     
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    What came first ? The chicken or my cock?
     
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    I put on some Barry White, ate some corn on the cobb then watched Sleepless in Seattle with my favourite crate of eggs. I'll document the progress of my progeny and share it with the world. Gotta say though, if any of them sumsabitches spit on me they get the spatula right upside their top bits.
     
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    The ol' humonculous
     
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    That's a high protein mix.
     
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    Depends. How much foreplay did the chicken receive before the experiment?
     
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    I wish I could really make my own genetic freak mixtures in my kitchen. It would be fun to play God
     
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    If he needs anymore for another jar, I'll hook him up. Good price.

     
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