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  1. Jack Handy jr Banned Banned

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    https://news.sky.com/story/baby-squirrel-chases-man-who-is-rescued-by-police-11469428

    Okay tough guys be honest....What animals do you truly fear?

    Uncle Handle fears no creature.....however I don't like giant centipede, or snakes.

    Apparently the C.I.A doesn't really beat the shit out of captives or rip out your finger nails to glean intel. Their main ghoul developed a program to use against terrorist that has them bound and gagged in a coffin and he approaches them with a giant spider or centipede and then seals the coffin with the thing creeping about near their groin..

    The only actual animal i'm wary of is the Komodo Dragon

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    quick war story

    Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.

    So what beastie from the kingdom Animalia scares you?

    ...looking for honesty here boys.
     
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    I’m a complete pussy when it comes to cockroaches and spiders.
     
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    the huge "palmetto bugs" in florida can give the willies
     
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    If it was a skunk they would have shot it
     
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    Literally none of this...
     
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    I'll scream like a mom in the ghetto whos son just got shot if I see a snake
     
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    I was surprised until I saw it was in Germany then I was surprised no more. They should consider changing their name from Germany to Cuckistan.
     
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    darn you for making me laugh at that post...darn you to hades
     
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    wtf dat mang?!?!?!
     
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    Grey Squirels have piqued my interest in firearms.

    Been following this dude for the past few days after the Squirrels ran a consecutive pogroms on my back deck.
     
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    don't player hate my threads thomas...
     
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    theyre a delicacy in the Meditteranean.
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    My typical insult regimen towards you aside...... you sir are sarcasm and satire handicapped
     
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    It's either Germany or Florida
     
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    i knew a girl once....nvr mind
     

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