Man calls po po on baby squirrel

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  1. Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    https://news.sky.com/story/baby-squirrel-chases-man-who-is-rescued-by-police-11469428

    Okay tough guys be honest....What animals do you truly fear?

    Uncle Handle fears no creature.....however I don't like giant centipede, or snakes.

    Apparently the C.I.A doesn't really beat the shit out of captives or rip out your finger nails to glean intel. Their main ghoul developed a program to use against terrorist that has them bound and gagged in a coffin and he approaches them with a giant spider or centipede and then seals the coffin with the thing creeping about near their groin..

    The only actual animal i'm wary of is the Komodo Dragon

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    quick war story

    Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.

    So what beastie from the kingdom Animalia scares you?

    ...looking for honesty here boys.
     
  2. Randy Marsh by armbar

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    I’m a complete pussy when it comes to cockroaches and spiders.
     
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    the huge "palmetto bugs" in florida can give the willies
     
  4. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    If it was a skunk they would have shot it
     
  5. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Literally none of this...
     
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    I'll scream like a mom in the ghetto whos son just got shot if I see a snake
     
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    I was surprised until I saw it was in Germany then I was surprised no more. They should consider changing their name from Germany to Cuckistan.
     
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    darn you for making me laugh at that post...darn you to hades
     
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    wtf dat mang?!?!?!
     
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    Grey Squirels have piqued my interest in firearms.

    Been following this dude for the past few days after the Squirrels ran a consecutive pogroms on my back deck.
     
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    don't player hate my threads thomas...
     
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    theyre a delicacy in the Meditteranean.
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    My typical insult regimen towards you aside...... you sir are sarcasm and satire handicapped
     
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    It's either Germany or Florida
     
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    i knew a girl once....nvr mind
     

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