Man calls po po on baby squirrel

[Dogstarman]

theyre a delicacy in the Meditteranean.

 

[Philo-Publius]

https://news.sky.com/story/baby-squirrel-chases-man-who-is-rescued-by-police-11469428

Okay tough guys be honest....What animals do you truly fear?

Uncle Handle fears no creature.....however I don't like giant centipede, or snakes.

Apparently the C.I.A doesn't really beat the shit out of captives or rip out your finger nails to glean intel. Their main ghoul developed a program to use against terrorist that has them bound and gagged in a coffin and he approaches them with a giant spider or centipede and then seals the coffin with the thing creeping about near their groin..

The only actual animal i'm wary of is the Komodo Dragon

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quick war story

Once on a blade hunt. I got too close to one of the larger dragons with my knife and it tried to bite me. I was able to deftly dispatch the creature with the usage of my blade. Being trained in APACHE blade since I was a wee lad TBH it was kinda easy. it wasn't until later that i learned how close i came to death apparently these creature breathe fire and can burn you alive to death.

So what beastie from the kingdom Animalia scares you?

...looking for honesty here boys.

Tiger, Lion, Grizzly Bear. Any one of those would jack you up very easily and eat you while you are still alive.

 

[IloveTHIS]

theyre a delicacy in the Meditteranean.

I do not trust anyone that would eat that shit. Anyone capable of feasting on that for fun is seriously fucked in the head.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

This just in, I’m more of a man than @Jack Handy jr

 

[Horse Style]

This just in, I’m more of a man than @Jack Handy jr

Not really much of an accomplishment, brother

 

[aunshi189]

Moths in an enclosed space give me the heeby jeebies.

 

[Arqueto]

Are the armed forces aware these exist? coz, fuck that shit! Looks like a straight predator for peens.

 

[neverwas]

they're fucking evil.

 

[AznTrojan]

^

roasted guinea pig is delicious

 

[Otto!]

I don’t mind any bugs, snakes or rats, but hairy spiders freak me put. I coucln’t even watch “8 legged freaks” .

 

[bad seed]

I don’t mind any bugs, snakes or rats, but hairy spiders freak me put. I coucln’t even watch “8 legged freaks” .

p4p one of the cutest animals around.

 

[Otto!]

p4p one of the cutest animals around.

Yikes...

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

the huge "palmetto bugs" in florida can give the willies

Palmetto bug is a nice way to not scare vacationers and quests when they realize your state is a roaches wet dream. Former Native Floridian checking

 

[The Sole Survivor]

Never trust rodents.(those old enough to remember newgrounds in its prime may remember this)

 

[Clippys Mom]

theyre a delicacy in the Meditteranean.

Poor mans fleshlight.

 

[HARRISON_3]

 

[Loiosh]

This just in, I’m more of a man than @Jack Handy jr

I would totally do that.

That's a stuffed lizard, right?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

I would totally do that.

That's a stuffed lizard, right?

Yeah, totally. I just move her around the exhibit a few times a day so people think she’s real.

 

[Loiosh]

Yeah, totally. I just move her around the exhibit a few times a day so people think she’s real.

Have you read Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams?

I haven't read it since 1990 but remember it being awesome.


“Komodo lizards are…big. Very big. There’s one on Komodo at the moment which is over twelve feet long and stands about a yard high, which you can’t help but feel is entirely the wrong size for a lizard to be.” - Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

 

[Protectandserve]

I would for sure get a citizen complaint if I responded to a baby squirrel chasing a grown ass man...