Make up a plausible statistic...

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  1. rorydaboss

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    36% of people on the internet have a birthday of January 1st.

    54% of car accidents involve women on cell phones.

    Over 1% of the world is currently masturbating.
     
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    72% of statistics are made up.
     
  4. ironClayden

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    That isn't plausible. That is very unlikely.

    74% of the people who read my post will think I'm trying to be a dick. I am not.
     
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    This thread is 100% horrid.

    EDIT: You knew that was coming.

    Double EDIT: To be a team player- As of 2012, 18% of people the ages of 18-24 did not vote.
     
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    Dude, you have to make up statistics not state facts.
































    ZING!!!
     
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    100% of all non-deep throat blow have failed to get me off.

    80% of the time I end up just jacking off in her mouth.
     
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    Yay my birthday is January 1st!!!

    100% of all people that have gone to prison are gay so gay people are responsible for all our crime.
     
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    12% of the male population is gay.

    33% is bi-curious.

    65% don't play that shit.
     
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