36% of people on the internet have a birthday of January 1st. 54% of car accidents involve women on cell phones. Over 1% of the world is currently masturbating.
That isn't plausible. That is very unlikely. 74% of the people who read my post will think I'm trying to be a dick. I am not.
This thread is 100% horrid. EDIT: You knew that was coming. Double EDIT: To be a team player- As of 2012, 18% of people the ages of 18-24 did not vote.
100% of all non-deep throat blow have failed to get me off. 80% of the time I end up just jacking off in her mouth.
Yay my birthday is January 1st!!! 100% of all people that have gone to prison are gay so gay people are responsible for all our crime.