Make up a plausible statistic...

36% of people on the internet have a birthday of January 1st.

54% of car accidents involve women on cell phones.

Over 1% of the world is currently masturbating.

 

60% of the time, it works every time...

 

72% of statistics are made up.

 

That isn't plausible. That is very unlikely.

74% of the people who read my post will think I'm trying to be a dick. I am not.

 

19% of the threads in Mayberry are about dogs. A further 80% are about bitches.

 

Only .000004% of the population are groundhog experts.

 

This thread is 100% horrid.

EDIT: You knew that was coming.

Double EDIT: To be a team player- As of 2012, 18% of people the ages of 18-24 did not vote.

 

51% of girls in their early 20s are bisexual.

 

97% of women have made the duckface one time or another

 

85% of burglaries start outside the home

 

32% of straight men currently masturbate to gay porn

 

100% of my penis is all anyone really needs

 

Dude, you have to make up statistics not state facts.
































ZING!!!

 

I only have to insert 25% of my penis to officially have had sex.

 

100% of all non-deep throat blow have failed to get me off.

80% of the time I end up just jacking off in her mouth.

 

Yay my birthday is January 1st!!!

100% of all people that have gone to prison are gay so gay people are responsible for all our crime.

 

12% of the male population is gay.

33% is bi-curious.

65% don't play that shit.

 

UFC viewers are 39% more likely to rape helpless white women in alleys.

 

39% of all UFC viewers are minoritys.

 

27% of Sherdoggers cannot add to 100 properly.