Make up a plausible statistic...

[WatchMeDoMe**]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/every-hour-16020-people-are-born-6480-people-die-and-snoop-dogg-smokes-3-375-blunts/


Actual statistics about Snoop Dogg's blunt smoking habits.

 

[Cptn1NSAN0]

99% of steel mill workers have calluses on their hands

 

[Joe]

im not sure 65% of the time

 

[AxeMurderer2010]

Only 17% of non asian/americans know how not to tie a tie.

 

[Henry Huggins]

.1% of sherdoggers have touched a boob

 

[Chernabog]

64% of internet picture/ quote pairings are false

.1% of sherdoggers have touched a boob

Well yeah...who just touches a single boob?

 

[Henry Huggins]

64% of internet picture/ quote pairings are false



Well yeah...who just touches a single boob?

well my ex's right boob was bigger than the left so i preferred that one

 

[Big Sissy]

100% of guys who were the brother of any girl i ever dated need knocked the f out

 

[Joe]

well my ex's right boob was bigger than the left so i preferred that one

which reminds,53% of girls have one boob bigger than the other one

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

40% of Sherdoggers are into trannies and about 70% of them will actually admit it.

Am I doing this right?

 

[Y2Khaos]

77% of people know you can use statistics to prove anything.

 

[Josh]

36% of people on the internet have a birthday of January 1st.

54% of car accidents involve women on cell phones.

Over 1% of the world is currently masturbating.

Those first two aren't believable.

92% of new threads in the Mayberry are motivated by vanity, not by interesting content.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

100% of middle aged women think they are witty.

90% of all women want a guy they aren't good looking enough to get.

SafyreSchool is 86% bitter.

Kidding.

Ok, how about 91% of all films are torrented before they hit public release.

 

[bmasters1993]

Off all the stories of sexual exploits posted on sherdog, 78% are completely made up.

And 18% are at the very least, exaggerated

 

[FyrFytr998]

96% of the OT has fapped to the "It's A Trap" threads.

 

[Dinkin_Flicka]

If there is a 50/50 chance of something happening, there is a 90% chance that the outcome will not be in your favor.

 

[SevenSamurai]

85% of Sherdoggers have fap to single Gifs in Sherdog threads and the other 15% of Sherdog are liars