Looking for boxing writer
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I'll do it for 20 bucks a week, a free turkey sandwich for lunch EVERYDAY, and free hooker handjobs at least 3 times a week (hookers have to be female and BORN female). Also dirty hookers have to purell before they touch my unit.
I'm a simple man.
I'm a simple man.
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I'll make the same offer as Blunt, but without the born female bit. That just seems like pricing yourself out.
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alright I'll take back the born female part (picky by me) but make em tuck it back at least.
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Do you pay in red wine?
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Sounds good! Would you mind if hooker does a blowjob instead?
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Absolutely!
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Great we are off to a good start. How aged is the wine Mr Gym? Also can you provide the liquids of the wine that is non-newtonian fluid in nature?
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Ummm, I guess I need to start a wine section on SparGym as well
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Mehhh I had a close call involving an especially dirty prostitute with a cold sore one time, not taking anymore chances. No deal, sorry. I can, however, move off the turkey sandwich demand, what's the best sandwich in Russia or wherever you're from?
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I need a specific kind of red wine with a particular viscosity to fuel my creative all encompassing mind mr Gym. I must conserve and congregate all of my energy to sustain my faculties to put out the elegant violence in the form of pugilism. Can you match that kind of price Mr Gym?
This wine is rare but it also is not rare. I find it the most delicious and exquisite of a refreshment to my palate. In all my travels around the globe, it reinvigorates my life force to push on through time as i spreadspread the gospel of the universe.
I specifically chose boxing as i was always around violence, it made me feel awakened. Part of my enlightnening took place in violence and its through this theme that i sort of became an alcoholic to red wine, the grapes of war is what i always called it.
The best i ever had Mr gym was in Armagnac, a county region in France near L'Adour rivers. I had a duffel bag with no money to my name, and I was trekking the Garrone rivers as i didn't know much of where i was at the time. The rivers always guided me to where i needed to go to find much needed sustenance to continue my journeys, to find new civilizations. I came across a man named Gasquet a man in his early 20s who was the son of a well off owner of a local vineyard in Bordeaux. He was running around with his dogs and friends across the valleys. Once we arrived to the city, he fed me food, water and allowed me to get some rest after showing me the area before leaving to my next destination. On my last day there he showed me his fathers wine collection. You wouldn't imagine the variety of wine they had, it was eye opening. There was 3 floors to this place with the best bottles in the basement. I managed to convince Gasquet to allow me to go see the best that they had in the basement. His father hadn't arrived yet. After much deliberation he showed me their selection. Odd barrels designs lined up in the darkness to hold the sweet nectar. He poured some for me, right before i drank it, i wanted to savor the moment. As i always walking around the dwelling talking about my affairs at the time, i didn't see where i was walking. I tripped spilled 1/3 of it on Gasquet. Much of it went all over his neck, dripping down to his shirt. He got angry, but calmed down quick knowing that the situation was cleanable. I wasn't feeling well and that was due to not having good ventilation in the space. But once i drank that sweet wine it was all that i ever wanted. Made me feel like i wasn't ill at all, i tasted perfection. All dimensions would converge and Gasquet became a part of that experience with me. But once i came to i quickly find out that I'm at a hospital bed. Apparently I blacked out and so did Gasquet. Apparently his dad arrived to drag us out of that confined space just in time. The basement was a newly constructed area that was still unfinished. Nonetheless as i was laying in bed staring at the ceiling i could still sense the after taste it was so delicious, it wasn't named so i never knew what it was called. The father would never tell me because of his business reasons. Gasquet definitely got the worst of it. He was so pale with dried wine still on him, hit his neck when he passed out i could see the bruising all over his soft neck I got discharged early as i recovered pretty well, but felt shame in the whole situation so i didn't stick around to see how he was doing. Off i went to my next move, even in embarrassment i was quickly overwhelmed again as I remember that taste, you cant put a price on that?
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I would be a wise choice:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.... with respects to boxing"
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.... with respects to boxing"
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I think I speak for Seano when I say:
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It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
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No Mr Left, there is no deviation of the narrative, what you are witnessing is men naming their price. How much are you willing to pay for the things you desire?
