Almost everyone. I used to work with a bitch in high school who didn't even know what Irish meant. She sucked black men and had Eve-style paws tattooed on her sloppy titties, and she used to get offended when people called her white. She'd say, "I'm not white, I'm Irish!"
I just shook my fucking head.
It's like these assholes who say, "'I'm one-tenth Irish on my mother's side!" (Or German, Scottish, Swedish, take your pick.) I'm like, motherfucker, how can you be one-tenth of a nationality? Because that's all that shit is.
And these are the same asswipes that ride around with a bumper sticker of the Scottish flag on their car, when they couldn't point to Scotland on a map.
Attention white-guilt liberal morons! You're white! You're American! There's nothing wrong with it! Grow the fuck up and accept it already, you miserable fucking pukes.