little known fact about Islam

[World eater]

Reminds me of the “shovel & pickaxe joke”.

Guy comes home and sees the house is empty, but there should have been his son’s birthday party. He finds his son cleaning up the place alone and asks where his friends are. The boy says they were there, but left after a few hours of drinks and snacks. Dad says those are not friends, just guys who came because of free food and drink. They get into an argument. Dad gets frustrated, picks up his phone, calls someone and says: “ask nothing, I just killed my wife, come.” and hangs up.
Ten minutes later, the doorbell rings. He opens the door to a bewildered guy holding a shovel in one hand and a pickaxe in the other. He turns to his son and says: “this is a friend.”

 

[Reach Finesse]

you would say that behind a computer/laptop/phone screen of course

You must be new to sherdog

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I'm gonna sleep better tonight now that I know this fact

Every day that I know Dilon has been punched is a very comfortable night's sleep

 

[chinarice]

Every day that I know Dilon has been punched is a very comfortable night's sleep

I'd like to see him get his ass kicked so I could get an even more comfortable night's sleep

 

[Dionysian]

and the weird religious animosity from a small but very loud group of fans

It is magic. As soon as I said this, they (the religious virtue signal brigade) appear just to prove me right

Also little known fact..

He's been suspended before and pissed hot

It’s the religion of peace

What are the typical characteristics in your opinion and how are they not visible in him?

Hey guys. Please educate me about how evil the religion is of a random fighter (when it isn't the topic of the thread at all) so I can infer how virtuous your own morality is.

 

[Willie]

Fun fact I have noticed about him, if you listen to him closely when he speaks he has a lisp.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

I knew a girl who dated probably not the same Islam, but she said every time she was sick of his shit and said "Islam" a snot bubble would come out of her nose ring at the "lam" emphasis.

 

[Buckland]

why did they ban him?

He wasn't banned. I think Mods were just giving him a hard time so he left.

 

[Drunken Meat Fist]

Fun fact I have noticed about him, if you listen to him closely when he speaks he has a lisp.

Closely? There's probably a patch in the Stepford-Wives director's-cut commentary.

 

[Conan the K-9]

It is magic. As soon as I said this, they (the religious virtue signal brigade) appear just to prove me right

Hey guys. Please educate me about how evil the religion is of a random fighter (when it isn't the topic of the thread at all) so I can infer how virtuous your own morality is.

Please, educate you me, what the f*ck my question has to do with religion? Or why did you quote me?

 

[TerrorTimmy]

Hespect to the guy that throws punches for his friends. Too many shitstains take off running and leave their "friends" behind

 

[Yep]

It is magic. As soon as I said this, they (the religious virtue signal brigade) appear just to prove me right



Hey guys. Please educate me about how evil the religion is of a random fighter (when it isn't the topic of the thread at all) so I can infer how virtuous your own morality is.

Well I can’t speak for anyone else but mine was a joke based off the title. If you couldn’t see that I don’t know what to tell you. So I hope that helps. Oh and if you don’t get the irony of a guy being named after the religion of peace being a participant in the most violent mainstream sport I also don’t know what to tell you other than it’s not that serious.

 

[Dionysian]

I knew a girl who dated probably not the same Islam, but she said every time she was sick of his shit and said "Islam" a snot bubble would come out of her nose ring at the "lam" emphasis.

 

[BJJ4Tone]

Also little known fact..

He's been suspended before and pissed hot

 

[Cartiac]

I'd like to see him get his ass kicked so I could get an even more comfortable night's sleep

This video of Dildo getting choked out by a bouncer until the police arrive to arrest him may help you sleep a bit more comfortably tonight

 

[Dionysian]

Well I can’t speak for anyone else but mine was a joke based off the title. If you couldn’t see that I don’t know what to tell you. So I hope that helps. Oh and if you don’t get the irony of a guy being named after the religion of peace being a participant in the most violent mainstream sport I also don’t know what to tell you other than it’s not that serious.

I'd love to hear more unnecessary religious philosophy from you, but I'll pass, thanks.

Please, educate you me, what the f*ck my question has to do with religion? Or why did you quote me?

Because you have a 100% hate rate on any thread of anyone from the Caucasus and you've been overt about the religious angle. But by all means, play dumb and act offended, I get it... it's your MO.

 

[Conan the K-9]

Because you have a 100% hate rate on any thread of anyone from the Caucasus and you've been overt about the religious angle. But by all means, play dumb and act offended, I get it... it's your MO.

I like Fiziev, Merab and Dolidze. All from the the caucasus area.

And in my post I had a pure scientific angle. You are the one pushing the religious agenda here and trying to put words in other peoples mouth.

Don’t reflect your own thinking on other people.

 

[Yep]

I'd love to hear more unnecessary religious philosophy from you, but I'll pass, thanks.

I don’t think there was any philosophy given. But why contradict yourself? It’s weird. Then again you’re looking for insults so that’s weird too.

 

[Dionysian]

I don’t think there was any philosophy given. But why contradict yourself? It’s weird. Then again you’re looking for insults so that’s weird too.

Nah I'm not looking for insults, this thread is about the positivity that can only be found from a friend willing to punch people in the face for you. Real Sherdoggers should appreciate that.

My favorite part of the video is how they occupy a separate moral universe from the thousands of people screaming and booing them at that exact moment lol. In the middle of all that outrage Islam consoles Khabib by saying he punched Danis in the face to which a concerned Khabib tries to clarify for his own satisfaction "in the face?" haha classic

 

[Oyal]

Every day that I know Dilon has been punched is a very comfortable night's sleep

 

[Dionysian]

lol who is that punching him? I must have missed this one