Let's try to guess what will happen in Star Wars Episode 9 - I wrote a script!

[Clippy]

Stopped reading at 'General Huxtable.' Even for me that's too silly.

I may have gone too far in a few places @OeuvrePressure

@EvilDDS @Myrddin Wild @One MMA Fan

@hillelslovak87 @Eusung @moreorless87 @LogicalInsanity @Mike @TrueBias @SmilinDesperado @GtehMVP @Bob Gray @HunterAcosta @KnightTemplar @PRIDEWASBETTER @Fraz

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Minimal fan service

New ideas

Minimal storyline. Keep it simple.

Kylo takes Rey any way he wants.

Boba Fett does not appear.

Some busty biddy takes her top off

 

[One MMA Fan]

One day you say too much SW.
Then in the other day you write your own SW script.

Makes sense..

 

[JAEGERX]

this is actually better than the next horseshit they are gonna put out for sure

 

[hillelslovak87]

I may have gone too far in a few places @OeuvrePressure

@EvilDDS @Myrddin Wild @One MMA Fan

@hillelslovak87 @Eusung @moreorless87 @LogicalInsanity @Mike @TrueBias @SmilinDesperado @GtehMVP @Bob Gray @HunterAcosta @KnightTemplar @PRIDEWASBETTER @Fraz

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I didn't read it @Clippy do you have an e-book version I can listen to on my drive home?

 

[Clippy]

I didn't read it @Clippy do you have an e-book version I can listen to on my drive home?

Read it you lazy ass

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Read it you lazy ass

Both of you know I can not read a word

 

[Fatt Hughes]

Your script unironically would be better than whatever woke #metoo #timesup writers could ever come up with. This would actually bring me back as a fan. It really can't get any worse.

 

[Clippy]

Your script unironically would be better than whatever woke #metoo #timesup writers could ever come up with. This would actually bring me back as a fan. It really can't get any worse.

And I made this script intentionally bad of course

Shows the state of the franchise

@MacDougall give me a Hollywood review

 

[Clippy]

And I made this script intentionally bad of course

Shows the state of the franchise

@MacDougall give me a Hollywood review

lol I mean @MacDuffle

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

@MacDougall get your ass in here and read @Clippy's script

 

[Clippy]

@MacDougall get your ass in here and read @Clippy's script

I don't even know who that is

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I don't even know who that is

 

[Clippy]

@D Train

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

GENERAL HUXTABLE


Lmao

 

[Grob]

Needs a side quest to an alien bath house. Maybe they go disguised as storm troopers and the shiny metal one ( Sherry Mercury?) is there.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Rey - whatever I'm hungry

Kylo - Where do you want to go?

Rey - YOU PICK

Kylo - NO YOU PICK

REY - I AM TOO HUNGRY TO PICK

Kylo - *sigh* SPace Wendys?

Rey - NO YOU KNOW THE CHICKEN STRIPS MAKE ME GASSY

Kylo - WELL DON'T GET THE STRIPS

REY - DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I AM A PREGNANT POWERFUL WOMAN

KYLO - I'M CRASHING THE SHIP CAUSE I GOT THE MOOD SWINGS



This is powerful stuff

 

[Mondo Freaks]

needs more nudity

 

[aunshi189]

I don't like the part where you mention porn. In my mind my view of Clippy is he is far too innocent for such things.