Let's make puns

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

Sound on:

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[fungi]

 

[Clippy]

Explain this to me

 

[fungi]

Explain this to me

Spy C, Spy D.

 

[Clippy]

Fuck sakes lol

 

[fungi]

 

[Dulfus]

 

[fungi]

Yep, she be keeper!

 

[Dulfus]

Yep, she be keeper!

I think she'd make a good Honey

 

[fungi]

A swipe:

 

[Hotora86]

 

[Hotora86]

- What do you call a French hair salon for animals?
- Carrefour

 

[Hotora86]

Stray cats from my neighborhood seem to have elected a leader who divides all scraps equally. They call him Chairman Mao.

 

[fungi]

Stray cats from my neighborhood seem to have elected a leader who divides all scraps equally. They call him Chairman Mao.

Chairman Meow!
Or Meow Ze Dong!
Or Meow The Dong!

 

[Hotora86]

Do you know why Beethoven couldn't find his music teacher? Because he was Haydn.

 

[snowbro]

did you hear about the sandwich who's girlfriend left him?

Spoiler

he was balonely

best i can come up with on the spot