Let's make puns

[Hotora86]

- It was raining cats and dogs today!
- I know. I stepped into a poodle.

 

[Hotora86]

I asked the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

 

[Hotora86]

- What’s a ghost's favorite thing to throw?
- A boo-merang.

 

[Hotora86]

- What do politicians and diapers have in common?
- Both must be changed often and for the same reason.

 

[Hotora86]

- What did Gandalf say to Harry Potter when he became a professor at Hogwarts?
- You shall not pass!

 

[I Am Legion]

Ever have sex while camping?
It’s fucking intents!

 

[Hotora86]

- How do you call a singing laptop?
- A Dell.

 

[Hotora86]

- How does a Sith get to the top floor?
- He uses the elevader.

 

[Hotora86]

- Hey Vader, that's an awesome armored suit! Must have been expensive though?
- Yeah, it cost me an arm and a leg!

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high. She seemed surprised.

 

[Clippy]

I went to the butcher shop and wanted to bet the shopkeeper 50$ that he wouldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said: "No, the steaks are too high."

This is the winner - good job

 

[Hotora86]

This is the winner - good job

Kudos for actually reading them all... looking back, I completely unloaded on your thread, overkill if I ever saw one... I just love puns so much and I know so many... I saw the thread title and thought "this is my Mekka" and just went full postwhore.

 

[Clippy]

Kudos for actually reading them all... looking back, I completely unloaded on your thread, overkill if I ever saw one... I just love puns so much and I know so many... I saw the thread title and thought "this is my Mekka" and just went full postwhore.

Which website did you copy and paste those from?

 

[Ceez]

Ever have sex while camping?
It’s fucking intents!

Legit lol'd

 

[Ceez]

why'd the little gurl walk around with a goldfish in her pocket?


So she could smell like the big girls

 

[Hotora86]

Which website did you copy and paste those from?

My personal blog. On my internal company website. Not kidding.

 

[Clippy]

My personal blog. On my internal company website. Not kidding.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[Clippy]

https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurants-g155042-c36-Regina_Saskatchewan.html

 

[I Am Legion]

What did the whore ice cream cone say to the guy that bought her?

Lick me till Ice Cream.