Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #101 Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #102 - How do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? - A seasoned veteran.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #103 I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #104 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #105 I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #106 I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #107 It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #108 Be kind to your dentist - he has fillings too.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #109 I'm a light eater - as soon as it’s light, I start eating.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #110
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #111 I brought three coffee cups to the office and they all disappeared. I think I was mugged.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #112 - What does a vegetarian zombie eat? - Graaains!
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #113 - What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? - Absolute beer. Spoiler
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #114 It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #115 NEWS FLASH: Classified information was released to the public on the vegetable commodity market. Reports say it was a leek.
NEWS FLASH: Classified information was released to the public on the vegetable commodity market. Reports say it was a leek.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #116 Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #117 Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #118 When chemists die, they barium.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #119 - Which animal can you never trust? - A cheetah.
Hotora86 Om Mani Padme Hum Platinum Member Joined Mar 26, 2009 Messages 19,843 Reaction score 6,840 May 7, 2018 #120 A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The Priest says: - We do not allow Higgs Bosons here. - But without me - replies the Boson - how can you have mass?
A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The Priest says: - We do not allow Higgs Bosons here. - But without me - replies the Boson - how can you have mass?
