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Back in the day it was a gas to make fun of everyone's mother's weight problem.
Fat vegans/vegetarians are the funny ones
I fight this battle on the reg. It's fucking terrible. I'm assuming that I'm in good enough shape to arouse them, but ugly enough that they know hot chicks haven't swept me up yet. They pounce and do NOT let up either. And any time you break contact now suddenly you are the asshole. Folks wonder why dudes are running off to Asia to get chicks lol...When I was younger and less unattractive, fat pigwomen would often hit on me. When I wasn't interested (naturally, because fats are disgusting), they would get offended, like I was somehow being discriminatory by not getting a boner for giant rippling beachballs of repulsion, but it never seemed to occur to them that they were attracted to an in shape guy who took care of himself, not some other jiggling monstrosity like themselves. Well, why aren't you attracted to another fat fuck ? Oh, because fit people are more attractive ? Well, how about that.
It's so fucked up. You're not allowed to say, "look you waddling horror, I grant you that I'm no prize but I'm so far out of your league it's like the 1972 Soviet hockey team playing a bunch of African children who have never seen ice. Fatty." But that's the truth ! I want to point at a male blubberbeast and say "how do you feel about that ? ..okay, that's how I feel about you, except worse because I'm actually in shape and it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN unless you lose at least three chins."I fight this battle on the reg. It's fucking terrible. I'm assuming that I'm in good enough shape to arouse them, but ugly enough that they know hot chicks haven't swept me up yet. They pounce and do NOT let up either. And any time you break contact now suddenly you are the asshole. Folks wonder why dudes are running off to Asia to get chicks lol...
When I was younger and less unattractive, fat pigwomen would often hit on me. When I wasn't interested (naturally, because fats are disgusting), they would get offended, like I was somehow being discriminatory by not getting a boner for giant rippling beachballs of repulsion, but it never seemed to occur to them that they were attracted to an in shape guy who took care of himself, not some other jiggling monstrosity like themselves. Well, why aren't you attracted to another fat fuck ? Oh, because fit people are more attractive ? Well, how about that.
I fight this battle on the reg. It's fucking terrible. I'm assuming that I'm in good enough shape to arouse them, but ugly enough that they know hot chicks haven't swept me up yet. They pounce and do NOT let up either. And any time you break contact now suddenly you are the asshole. Folks wonder why dudes are running off to Asia to get chicks lol...
It's so fucked up. You're not allowed to say, "look you waddling horror, I grant you that I'm no prize but I'm so far out of your league it's like the 1972 Soviet hockey team playing a bunch of African children who have never seen ice. Fatty." But that's the truth ! I want to point at a male blubberbeast and say "how do you feel about that ? ..okay, that's how I feel about you, except worse because I'm actually in shape and it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN unless you lose at least three chins."