Let's be Honest... Gorillas don't Kill Lions

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I'm sooooo sick of this stupid promo. "Old lion....blah blah.. Young gorilla kills him and takes everything he's got.".

Pathetic. My 8 year old nephew even caught it and said " uncle Willy, do gorillas really kill lions "?!?!?!
I said 'no Jr son of a bitch, they aren't even on the same continent".

Is this a key flaw in Mystic Macs vision of tings???

Discuss.

Edit... They r in the same continent. I won't edit n delete that part, I'll own my Myst-ake. My bad. I'm high.
 
Conor seems to not realize that a silverback gorilla is usually about 285-350lbs only and little 170lb leopards hunt and kill gorillas.

a male African Lion is on average about 400-450lbs


but then again, Conor calls himself a Tiger, and the average Siberian Tiger can weigh anywhere between 550-695lbs
 
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Bro I mean the ever met up i wouldn't exactly count out a gorilla, saw this video online of poachers trying to use dogs to chase down gorillas and the gorilla literally ripped the dogs head off it was one of the craziest most grusome things I've ever seen. Ever since then I've always kinda wondered what would happen between a lion and gorilla

The websites called orgish.com
 
Lions are cowards anyways. They gang up on the separated and weak animals.

Gorillas are always together and lions would never take on a group of gorillas.

These guys>lions.

 
google search says a mountain gorilla and a male lion weigh about the same. IDK if the gorilla can get the fight to the mat and use his grappling that lion is fucked.
 
rem177 said:
Conor seems to not realize that a silverback gorilla is usually about 285-350lbs only and little 170lb leopards hunt and kill gorillas.

a male African Lion is on average about 400-450lbs


but then again, Conor calls himself a Tiger, and the average Siberian Tiger can weigh anywhere between 550-695lbs
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Tiger by.....head clean off.

It was tigers on a different continent.
 
How would well-rested Ronda do against a lion?
 
Gotta go with the gorilla. They are fucking huge and ridiculously strong. Wouldn't be surprised if they could straight up rip a lion apart.
 
TheRealWill said:
I'm sooooo sick of this stupid promo. "Old lion....blah blah.. Young gorilla kills him and takes everything he's got.".

Pathetic. My 8 year old nephew even caught it and said " uncle Willy, do gorillas really kill lions "?!?!?!
I said 'no Jr son of a bitch, they aren't even on the same continent".

Is this a key flaw in Mystic Macs vision of tings???

Discuss.

Edit... They r in the same continent. I won't edit n delete that part, I'll own my Myst-ake. My bad. I'm high.
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Well as you've already acknowledge they are on the same continent but they do not exist in the same environment. So you'll never see a fight between a gorilla and a lion in nature.
 
Has anyone actually seen a video of a Leopard killing a gorilla?

I've heard that but never actually seen it.

Gorillas are as strong as 4 men (allegedly) and if you put 4 men against a leopard, 4 men will probably take the leopard. Leopards hunt alone too. Now, it's not 4 people and only 1 gorilla but but I really doubt Leopards kill Gorilla considering the amount of damage they can get and cannot afford to get.
 
Sdeev said:
Has anyone actually seen a video of a Leopard killing a gorilla?

I've heard that but never actually seen it.

Gorillas are as strong as 4 men (allegedly) and if you put 4 men against a leopard, 4 men will probably take the leopard. Leopards hunt alone too. Now, it's not 4 people and only 1 gorilla but but I really doubt Leopards kill Gorilla considering the amount of damage they can get and cannot afford to get.
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Are you autistic?

4 men unarmed against a super quick Big Cat like a Leopard, the men win??? LOL
 
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